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emuhlayduh

1. emuhlayduh
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   August 4, 2013 2:37am UTC
   laughing with my boyfriend probably has to be the best feeling of happiness i've ever had.
   
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2. emuhlayduh
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   July 30, 2013 9:53pm UTC
   so i saw this ham in the fridge and i was like can i eat this and out of nowhere my grandma goes no stare at it and look how pretty it is and its been like 15 minutes and she's still laughing at her own sarcastic comment
   
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3. emuhlayduh
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   July 29, 2013 12:10pm UTC
   *sees grandma buying everything in sight online*
   me: you have a slight issue. no actually, a big issue.
   grandma: yeah i have a big issue, how tall are you again?
   me: OH
   
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4. emuhlayduh
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   July 18, 2013 1:41pm UTC
   i see the way you talk to her.
   i know.. because you used to talk to me that way.
   
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5. emuhlayduh
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   July 17, 2013 1:10am UTC
   he brings out the best in me. regardless of what anyone else says. i know how i feel. i love him, simple as that. and what you or anyone else says will not change that. it can't change. it wont ever change.
   
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6. emuhlayduh
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   July 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC
   oh, please.. don't act like you actually care.
   
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7. emuhlayduh
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   July 10, 2013 11:42am UTC
   mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 6 hours ago wtf
   me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
   
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8. emuhlayduh
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   July 10, 2013 2:44am UTC
   i was called lazy today... i almost responded
   
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