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  1. shortstuffx4 shortstuffx4
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:22pm UTC
    He came to me one night,
    explored my body,
    he licked-
    sucked-
    swallowed,
    when he left i was hurt...
    STUPID MOSQUITO!

  2. KayyLayy1995 KayyLayy1995
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:57pm UTC
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  3. xlove4sportsx39 xlove4sportsx39
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 1:03am UTC
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  4. he_could_be_the_one he_could_be_the_one
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:48am UTC
    i feel alone.
    it's like you want to tell her,
    but then you realize he would hate you, and she would never be the same again.
    it's completely & utterly torture
    but i just love him, and hes my bestfriend, and so is she.
    credit to; peaceinpieces for format.

  5. Jawjaaah Jawjaaah
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:08am UTC
    "Go to your room!"
    Ohk, That place with
    my laptop, ipod&
    phone?

  6. xoklp xoklp
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:08am UTC
    If someone doesn't think twice about you..
    they aren't worth thinking twice about.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. iloveyoutimes2 iloveyoutimes2
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 2:32am UTC
    a
    shot to
    kill the pain
    a pill to drain the
    shame a purge to stop the
    gain a cut to break the vein. a
    smoke to ease
    the crave a
    drink to win
    t h e g a m e
    an addiction's
    an addiction
    because it always hurts the same

  9. gymnast4life13 gymnast4life13
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 1:53pm UTC
    22.[ A ] [ B ] [ C ] [ D ]
    23.[ A ] [ B ] [ C ] [ D ]
    24.[ A ] [ B ] [ C ] [ D ]
    25.[ A ] [ B ] [ C ] [ D ]
    ahh! i hate when this happens on a test!
    it freaks me out! fav if you agree :]

  10. RainbowSprinkles13 RainbowSprinkles13
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    Girl: Look, there he is!
    Friend: Go talk to him!
    Girl: *walks up* Hi.
    Boy: *nods and hums*
    Girl: Are you humming "You Belong To Me" by Taylor Swift?
    Boy: *nods and continues humming*
    Girl: *walks back to friend* Run!
    Friend: What? Why?!
    Girl: He's gay!
    **This is supposed to be funny, not offensive to gay people.**

  11. itsmagsxx2 itsmagsxx2
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 1:15am UTC
    favorite this if...
    y o u ' r e h u m a n .
    JK!
    Favorite this if
    youre a poptart.
    :)

  12. kimmay kimmay
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 1:10am UTC
    Just friends,
    to hard, ill miss more than a boyfriend
    No, I'm sorrry but we can't be just friends.
    i want to be more than friends
    Its just like saying can i keep my dog ? after
    i miss my doggy & you...
    its dead ? Like wtf , as much as i want to be
    i miss you end of story
    your friend'; i can't, its not that i hate you, but
    i could never hate you
    i'd get upset seeing you everyday with h e r ..
    when it was me
    So no, we can not be /// just friends ///
    lets be more than friends again<3
    -highlight(:


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  15. soccergurll996 soccergurll996
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 12:30am UTC
    Late night skype sesh's,
    giving each other advice,
    telling each other everything,
    & texting all the time.
    I sware being friend's with guys
    is so much easier then being
    friends with girls :)


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  17. aStrangerThatCares aStrangerThatCares
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 11:47pm UTC
    ♥To the person who is reading this♥
    You ARE beautiful.
    No matter what pain you're going through, it'll be okay.
    You'll make it through this.
    If you have ever thought of committing suicide, dont do it.
    Because even though we may be miles apart,
    And I dont know you,
    I LOVE YOU.
    So smile, it looks good on you. (:
    Love, --A stranger that cares

  18. xxomisspinkoxx xxomisspinkoxx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 11:41pm UTC
    xxbobo123: hello
    starchristy55: who is this?
    xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
    2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
    starchristy55: what the.....?
    xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
    starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
    xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
    starchristy55: who the eff r u?
    xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
    starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
    xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
    starchristy55: i did not kill her!
    xxbobo123: i think differently
    starchristy55: who ARE you?
    starchristy55: why are you doing this?
    starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
    dancarella38 has logged on
    dancerella38: hello christy
    starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
    dancarella38: why its me, sally
    starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
    dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
    dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
    dancarella38 has signed off
    xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
    starchristy55: who are you?
    xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
    starchristy55: yeah?
    xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
    starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
    xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
    xxbobo123 has sighned off
    later that night
    ----------------------------------------------------
    christy sat in her room cold and afraid
    exactly wat she was told would happen, did
    she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
    repost this once and you will be safe
    if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
    repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death....


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  20. IWillHelpYou IWillHelpYou
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 11:08pm UTC
    A vent story. Please readd.
    One day one of my ex-friends begged me to come over theyre house so we could talk over our problems. They asked and asked, and I said fine after 1 hour.On my way to her house i was remembering our good memories we've had. So when her mom told me to come in i heard weird noises in her bedroom. I walked in and there they were. My boyfriend Chad and my ex friend, on the bed together. It felt like i had just died, I didnt believe it at first.But when Chad saw me there i ran as fast as i could out of the house and he was running afterme. I was running so fast that i fell. I couldnt stop though. He was chasing after me telling me to stop. I fell and My leg was hurting. I was bleeding. I ran down the street so fast. but tripped and Then I felt someone push me But I couldnt remember anything else. Now i lay here in the hospital. the doctors say I got hit by a car 3 days ago. I have a concusion from my belly button down,my left leg is broken,and I couldnt speak. A few hours later the doctors told me I had a vistor. It was Chads mother. She told what happened to Chad. " While you were running down the street a bus was close of hitting you, But you tripped. Chad pushed you out of the way, and you fell down a hill." "Wheres Chad now" I asked. His mother looked up to the sky. "In a better place now, He risked his life for you". Now Its 2 months later and I lost the love of my life. People will make mistakes, I love you Chad </3 And ill never forget you.
    No jocking, its a beautiful story<3

:)

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