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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    He made me pretty, he made me smart
    I'm gonna break me a million hearts

  2. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:58am UTC
    when i was younger $20 felt like $100 and now $20 feels like $1

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:08am UTC
    THE MORE INEXPERIENCED YOU ARE, THE MORE YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. *_* *_*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    67
    Ho
    Do you have 67 protons? Cause you're a
    format by OhHoePleaseformat

  6. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    And now I try hard to make it
    I just want to make you proud
    I'm never gonna be good enough for
    You can't pretend that I'm alright
    And you can't change me
    'Cause we lost it all
    Nothin' lasts forever
    I'm sorry I can't be perfect
    Now it's just too late
    And we can't go back
    I'm sorry I can't be perfect

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shït about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

  8. sweggitysweg sweggitysweg
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Do you know what it's like,
    when the person you want most
    to stay,
    wants nothing more than
    to go away?

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:24pm UTC
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    maybe one day, you'll see
    what you've done to me.

  10. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    She's dazzling.
    Like the diamonds
    that rest around her neck.
    She's stunning.
    Like a red dress
    on a chilly autumn evening.
    She's sublime.
    Like the morning dew
    glistening on blades of grass.
    She's haunted.
    Like the victims
    living in houses full
    of nightmares.
    She's torn.
    Like love-letters that
    had no meaning.
    She's cracked.
    Like a porcelain doll
    that was used too much.
    She's a bitter-sweet lie
    that no one knew
    wasn't the truth

  11. HarleyDavidsonGirl HarleyDavidsonGirl
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Hey im thinking about leaving witty anbody think i should? Like if no comment yes

  12. sweggitysweg sweggitysweg
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    if you're prettier than me and you look at my crush i will destroy you

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    if im ever angry with u just give me mcdonalds fries. im not saying ill forgive u but ill have fries and its a start

  14. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    But you only need the light
    when it's burning low
    Only miss the sun
    when it starts to snow
    Only know you love her
    when you let her go.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you realise that you keep getting friendzoned
    Not because you're nice
    But because you're ugly.

  17. NezhoniiLovesTheFay NezhoniiLovesTheFay
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    great, now all i can do is
    DREAM

  18. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I don't feel good

  19. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Friend: An apple a day keeps the doctor awa--
    Worm: *wriggles out* Nope
    Dwarves: *carry in Snow White's coffin*
    Orthodontist: *flies in* DON'T EAT THAT IT WILL RUIN YOUR BRACES OH AND ALSO DON'T CHEW ON ICE OR PENCILS AND MAKE SURE TO FLOSS EVERY DAY OKAY

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    I leave my bother in my room for two minutes.
    Come back...
    There's poop on my floor...
    💩
    FML
    😤

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