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Member Since: 11 May 2012 05:46pm

Last Seen: 23 May 2012 08:33pm

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Be Yourself 
Dont ever let any one put you down <3

Hello guys!!!! My name is Emma and i am a proud Canadian!!
I dont live in an igloo or own a polar bear and i dont even say "eh"
I love LLamas with hats, Heartland, and Bobs Burgers
I hate when people say "fave if" quotes (but im guilty of faving
them because some of them are funny)
Also if i dont favorite a qoute it does NOT mean i dont have a heart
it means i didnt fave it.
I love classic rock and Katy Perry and Christina Perry 
are also awesome!
I love Horses and llamas and Ketchup chips could be eaten untill i die from fatness!!!


also check out;


morgan_19


DontBeFake


ForeverAlone69


and anyone else I am following <3 
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND I HOPE MY QUOTES  MAKE YOU SMILE 












































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  1. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    So I saw this qoute:
    "Favorite if you remember saying pretty please
    with a cherry on top"
    And Im like
    "What do you mean remember?? I still say it
    but c'mon I have matured soooo....... I have
    added a free llama and a unicorn to the mix.
    Now thats a deal!

  2. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    How much do I cost?-$4295
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $225
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $645
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1645
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $4295
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750

  3. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Carrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!
    There is a dead human in our house!!!!!!!!
    Woah! Hey! how did
    he get here?

  4. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    You have got to dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never get hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like its heaven on earth.

  5. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    If I Was A Disney Princess I'd Be Belle
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [X] You love to dress up
    [X] You love animals
    [X] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [X] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL:4
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [X] You love to read
    [X] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [X] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [X] You have done volunteer work
    [X] You have a wild imagination
    [X] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [X] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL:7
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [X] You are very clever
    [X] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [X] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    [X]Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL:6
    Ariel
    [X] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [X] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    []You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [] You collect something
    [X]You have/had long, hair
    [X] You have/had a pet fish
    [X] You’re extremely curious
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:5
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful
    [X] You like taking care of others.
    [] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair
    [X] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [] You’ve almost been killed
    [] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [X] You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [x] All of your friends are different
    [x] You love to have a good time
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL:6
    Mulan:
    [] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [X]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [X] You have/had considered running away from home
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [x] A lot of your friends are boys
    [X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL:5
    Aurora
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    []You have a decent singing voice
    [X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [x] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [] You’re very romantic
    [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL:3
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [X] You are more spiritual than religious
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [X] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you
    [] Someone you know has been in war
    [x ]You love nature
    [] You have/had black hair
    [] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [X] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 6
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  6. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Alphabet of Me
    [A]vailable? Yess
    [B]irthday? May 22 ( eight sleeps :))))))) )
    [C]rush? Maybe.....
    [D]rink you last had? Waterr
    [E]asiest person to talk to? Kayte
    [F]avorite genre of music? Classic rock
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms? GUMMY BEARS
    [H]ad your first kiss? no
    [I]nstrument? Gutiar and clarinet and now bass clarinet
    [J]uice? fruit juice
    [K]illed? what type of question is that i have not been killed
    [L]ongest Trip? Drove from Canada to New York
    [M]ilkshake Flavor? Vanilla (im boring)
    [N]umber of Siblings? 3
    [O]ne wish? To see my dad more
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you? Emily
    [Q]uiet or loud? If i know you~loud if your a stranger~quite
    [R]easons to smile? My friends, my pony, my family, my music, my dogs etc.
    [S]ong? right now? telephone line by ELO or paradise by the dashboard lights by meatloaf
    [T]ime you woke up? 6:30? i think?
    [U]mbrella? ....................what?......................
    [V]egetable? carrots i guess
    [W]arm at the moment? yeah i just realzed when i read that i am uncomfortably warm
    [X]-rays you've had? Arrrm. I brokee it
    [Y]our favorite animal? Horse, narwhal, llama
    [Z]odic Sign? Gemini

  7. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    If you live to be 100, I want to live to 100 minus a day so I dont have to live a day without you ~ Winnie the Pooh

  8. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. you can not redistribute it either. you in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it more visible.

    Take
    This
    Quiz

    1) what’s your favourite store to shop for clothes (such as topshop, forever 21 etc)?
    Bluenotes
    2) what is your worst habit?
    Eating when im bored and not hungry
    3) what would you like to work as?
    Not sure yet (im turning 14 is that a bad thing)
    4) would you rather live in the uk or in the us?
    UK
    5) how much pocket money do you get (if you do)?
    Um.. 10$ every 2 weeks if i do chores every day
    6) who is your celebrity crush?
    Ashton kutcher, Christopher drew
    7) would you rather live in a desert or somewhere in the woods?
    Woods.
    8) could you leave the house without make-up?
    Uh no.
    9) what’s on top of your bucketlist?
    Own a cupputin monkey and meet John Malkovitch
    10) subway, mcdonalds or burger king
    Mcdonalds (my guilty pleasure mmm fries)
    11) what phone do you have?
    Lg Breeze
    12) who do you miss the most? why?
    My dad. i dont really see him much any more
    13) would you be able to forgive your boyfriend if he cheated on you while he was drunk?
    Probably not but im not sure
    14) sweetest thing someone said to you?
    You dont need makeup
    15) wittians you want to meet in real life?
    Not sure
    16) have you accomplished some of your new year’s resolutions?
    HA what do you think
    17) what do you dream about the most?
    Having a great ride on my pony i guess
    18) are you a person who cries easily?
    use to but now even if i feel like crying i have like ran out of ters or something it kind of sucks
    19) do you have any insecurities about your body?
    yes.thighs, stomach, toes,
    20) do you always say what you feel and think?
    no
    21) what is your favorite quote?
    the "some people r like slinkeys one"
    22) do you believe in that thing of friends with benefits?
    ugh no
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. do not remove any credit.

  9. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    So I was watching Two and a Half Men and just out of curiosity,
    Why the heck would you have a surprise party for someone who just had a heart attack

  11. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Am I the only one who heres people say
    YOLO
    and wants to strangle the person who has said it beacause they over use it?

  12. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN ONE GUY IN YOUR CLASS STARTS TO LOUDLY WHISPER "SUMMER, SUMMER, SUMMER, SUMMER"AND SLOWLEY ONE BY ONE YOUR WHOLE CLASS JOINS IN ~ PRICELESS LOL MOMENT

  13. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:12am UTC
    To be sure of hitting the TARGET shoot first then call whatever you hit the TARGET

  14. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 7:08am UTC
    NO I SAID,
    YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!

  15. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:42am UTC
    Some people are like
    SLINKYS
    They don't really have a purpose,
    but they bring a a smile to you face when they fall down the stairs

  16. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you think you are saying the funniest thing in the world but,
    they kind of had to be there :/

  17. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Your kid asks, "Whats for dessert?" so you tell him, "Jello pudding" and suddenly your kid loves broccolie ~ Bill Cosby

  18. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    SMILES AND TEARS,
    GIGGLES AND LAUGHS,
    LATE NIGHT CALLS AND CUTE PHOTOGRAPHS,
    I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE DAY OF MY DEATH,
    BEST GIRLS FOR EVER TILL MY VERY LAST BREATH.

  19. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    ID RATHER HAVE BAD TIMES WITH YOU THEN GOOD TIMES WITH SOMEONE ELSE,
    ID RATHER BE BESIDE YOU IN A STORM THEN SAFE AND WARM BY MYSELF,
    ID RATHER HAVE IT TOUGH WITH YOU THEN HAVE IT EASY APART,
    REMEMBER ILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BEACAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HOLDS MY HEART.

  20. emma_jadebear emma_jadebear
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH,YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!

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