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  1. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    If you can read this...
    thank a teacher.

  2. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    True good-byes are the ones never said... or explained.

  3. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Good-bye is never painful...
    unless you're never going to say hello again.

  4. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Women may not punch harder,
    but we punch lower.

  5. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Flirtation is attnetion without any intention.
    nmq

  6. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    or should i walk past again?
    nmq

  7. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    If there is a will,
    there is 500 relatives...
    nmq

  8. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    CAR SERVICE: "IF IT AIN'T BROKE, WE'LL BREAK IT!"

  9. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    There are two sides to everyargument..
    your side and the right side(my side)

  10. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Everyone has photographic memory...
    some people just don't have the film.
    nmq

  11. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Duct tape is the force..
    it has a light side and a dark side..
    and it holds the world together.

  12. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    The only reason people get lost in thought..
    is because its unfimilar territory.
    nmq

  13. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    If you wife wants to learn how to drive...
    don't stand in her way
    (;
    nmq

  14. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Flying is just learning how to throw your self at the ground and missing.
    nmq

  15. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Girls are like phones.
    We like to be held, talked to
    but, if you press the wrong button
    you WILL be disconected.

  16. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on your self;
    everyone can see it,
    but only you get the warm feeling
    that it brings.
    (;
    nmq

  17. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Its easy to fall in love...
    The hard part is finding someone to catch you.

    nmq

  18. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    If there ever comes a day
    when we can't be together..
    keep me in your heart..
    i'll stay there forever.

    -winnie the pooh
    nmq

  19. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    This quote is hard to make because the is no swearing... but just replace ***** with the B word.
    If im a ***** your a ***** your moms a ***** for having a ***** your dads a **** for doing a ***** so whose the ***** now, *****.
    *i thought it was funny; hard to put on witty now though*

  20. emilyylovee emilyylovee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    OMG....
    THAT ***** BLOCKED ME!

:)

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