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  1. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Witty is going to be dead soon.
    Nothing is going too last forever

  2. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    *me sitting with my grandfather while he was knitting*
    cousin: haha oh my God! You knit?!
    grandfather: yes... it's quite a nice pass time.
    cousin: *dies laughing*
    grandfather: laugh one more time and I'll stab you in the eye and continue knitting with your optic nerve.
    cousin:
    grandfather:
    cousin: I'll just...go.

  3. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    It's the way his hair curls up
    at the ends right before he gets it's cut.
    It's the way he looks at me with
    so much adoration and love.
    It's the way his piercing eyes
    enrapture my heart.
    It's the thought of losing him that
    tears me apart.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    you're not a hippie flower child. you are a 16 year old in the year 2013 in a pac sun tunic sit down.

  5. CowboyCut CowboyCut
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:40am UTC
    I worked my rear end off and sacrificed a lot of my emotions, time, and love, trying to help you feel ok. You want to treat me like I'm such a bad person and give your attention to someone else, then fine.
    You know who you are.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    so i was talking to
    this girl in my art class.
    and i was like,
    "I want to go to college in England"
    and then she said,
    "but, wouldn't you have to learn another language?"
    another
    language
    another
    language.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    do you ever
    FEEL BUGS ON YOU WHEN THERE ARE NO BUGS THERE?
    T H E Y ' R E T H E G H O S T S O F B U G S Y O U ' V E K I L L E D

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Boys say they like natural girls
    But honestly,
    if there’s two girls walking down the street,
    one with nice smokey eyes
    and a classy red lipstick
    and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
    you’re going to be looking at the one
    who made an effort ..
    and if boys do prefer natural girls,
    why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
    who actually get the boyfriends?

  9. Amyyyxoxo Amyyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Some realtionships are like tom and jerry
    you tease eachother, knock down eachother
    irritate eachother, but can't live without eachother

  10. thisisbrandon thisisbrandon
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    *lesbian couple standing in front of me at six flags*
    girl 1: just go on the ride
    girl 2: no. i'm to scared.
    girl 1: dont be a p.ussy
    girls 2: you know what they say...you are what you eat.
    ...never laughed so much in my life


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    If she texts you first
    &
    you don't reply don't ever
    expect her to text you first again

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    FORMAT JIMMY365

    HAVE YOU EVER LOVED A LYRIC
    s o m u c h t h a t w h e n y o u h e a r i t
    F E E L S L I K E Y O U R H E A R T
    i s t r y i n g t o b u r s t o u t o f y o u r b o d y


  14. heyyitsgeorgina heyyitsgeorgina
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    don't make me mad and then
    tell me to calm down,
    thats like stabbing someone
    and then wondering why
    they're bleeding

  15. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Guy: You appear to look like my first wife.
    Girl: How many times have you been married?
    Guy: Never

  16. KirstySmollet KirstySmollet
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 3:32am UTC
    LOVE!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    why does our period have to last an entire week, like seriously, after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

  19. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults ever.

  20. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    School dress code is dumb. We can't show our shoulders??? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder."?

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