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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:32pm UTC

One slice of pizza will not kill you
Starving yourself probably will though.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC

one time this dude was being
stupid so i said “well you can’t spell
stupid without u” and he got really
angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’
IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a
rly long time
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:47pm UTC

that moment when you think your period is over
and you're like "praiiiiiiiiise jesus, life is good!!!"
and then half a day later your period is like,
"HAHAHA I WAS JUST KIDDING I FOOLED YOU
WOW THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD JOKE! DID
YOU MISS ME?"

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 3:37pm UTC

a gurl was walkin 2 skewl wit her boyf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he sed "NO.."
da gurl cryed n ran acros da rode b4 da green man came on da sine
boy was cryin n went to pic up er ded body.
she was ded.
he wispered 2 her corpse "i ment 2 sey i wil luv u 5evr..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxxx-*fav if u cry evry tym*-xxxx

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Follow your dreams unless they're dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:59pm UTC

When an animal doesn't like me
it really affects my self esteem

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC

So my teachergot kicked out of the cinema once
for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

me: why is everybody
going to bed, it's only -
OH.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 4:30pm UTC

When I say I’m ugly
I’m serious.
At times, don’t get me wrong,
I think I’m a bit decent looking.
But overall, I think I’m so unattractive.
I’m not fishing for compliments.
There are so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare.
Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces,
anything,
they’re still pretty while doing it.
I wish I was more appealing.
Honestly.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 9:03pm UTC

M Y D O G J U S T L I C K E D M E O N T H E L I P S.
L A D I E S A N D G E N T L E M E N, I D O B E L I E V E I ' V E J U S T H A D M Y F I R S T K I S S.

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marie1616
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My friends: I need a new profile picture.
Me: I need a new face.
NMF/TUMBLR

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC

IMAGINE
A MIRROR
THAT COULD
REVEAL YOUR
PERSONALITY,
WOULD YOU
DARE LOOK?

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC

When a girl wants a kiss: They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.
When a guy wants a kiss: They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time and they get close to your face.
When I want a kiss:
I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and noone likes me.
- tumblr -

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nevercloseyoureyes
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 9:16am UTC

(♥)this
and i will write a paragraph on your profile
of what i think about you even if i don't know you.
I promise to comment on everyone that favs this.
~

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