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emili404

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Member Since: 23 Feb 2012 05:19pm

Last Seen: 29 May 2013 03:08pm

Location: None of your bussiness

Gender: F

user id: 277156

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  1. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Umm....
    Do you need Aloe Vera cause you just got
    burned.............
    BOYAH

  2. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    Listin to we own the night Pitbull and Havanah Brown luv dis song. <3 #bored

  3. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:43am UTC
    ThingsNOBODYSAYS #4
    Witty gets better and better
    every time Steve updates it.

  4. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:16am UTC
    what the f!@* happened to witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    ThingsNOBODYSays #3
    "I'm really looking forward to living in my parents basement."

  6. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    ThingsNOBODYSays #2
    "Spagettios? Again? YIPPEE!"

  7. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    ThingsNOBODYSays #1 YES! Splinter!

  8. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Michel Jackson taught me that love is as easy as your alphabet
    Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week
    Pitbull taught me Kodak rymes with Kodak
    and School taught me nothing :)

  9. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Read book=Read more books
    Read more books=Become Geek/Nerd/Loser
    Become Geek/Nerd/Loser=No friends/aquaintinces
    No Friends=No Social Life
    No Social life=No Crush
    No Crush=No Boyfriend
    No Boyfriend=No Marriage
    No Marraige=No Kids
    No Kids=No Happiness
    No Happiness=Depression
    Depression= Thoughts of Sucicide
    Thoughts of Sucicide=Sucicide
    Sucicide=Death
    Death=Death
    *THATS WHY KIDS,WE DO NOT READ BOOKS*

  10. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    THE HOT TEST....HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT1-11 (NO CHEATING)WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?a) Darkb) Light2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:a) Go to a partyb) Go out to eat3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:a) Baby-Pinkb) Yellowc) Baby-Blued) Turquoise4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:a) Talkingb) Dancingc) Taking Long Walks5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?a) Louie Vuittonb) coachc) againt all odds?6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACEOUT OFTHE FOLLOWING?a) hawaiib) Londonc) florida7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOURATHER GOTO:a) The Beachb) Somewhere Cooler8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?a) Januaryb) Februaryc) Marchd) Aprile) Mayf) Juneg) Julyh) Augusti) Septemberj) Octoberk) Novemberl) December9. WOULD YOU RATHER:a) Chill at homeb) Go out with friends10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITEINSTRUMENTOUT OF:a) Guitarb) Bass guitarc) Drumsd) The Triangle11) NAME A PERSON OF THEOPPOSITE GENDER====NOW MAKE A WISH!====................................................*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*******ANSWERS** > > > >1.a. dark= sexy [5points]b. light = sweet [2 points]2.a. go to a party = playful [2 points]b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]3.a. baby-pink = cute [2]b. yellow = loud [3]c. baby-blue = cool [5]d. turquoise = sexy [5]4.a. Talking = active [2]b. Dancing = determined [2]c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]5.a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]b. coach = laid back [2]c. againt all odds = stylish [5]6.a. hawaii = you like being aroundpeople [2]b. L.. You are quiet, and like thecold [2]c. florida = You like to party! [5]7.a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]8.a. January = popular [5]b. February = lovely [2]c. March = rebellious [5]d. April = playful [5]e. May = happy [5]f.. june = chills a lot [5]g. July = smooth [3]h. August = fun [5]i. September = quiet [2]j. October = out-going [3]k. November = pimpin' it [5]l.. December = warm [3]9.a. home = quiet, romantic [5]b. go out with friends =crazy [5]10.a. guitar = eye-catching [5]b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]c. Drums = crazy [5]d. Triangle = simple [2]11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!SCORES!!!!UP TO 17= You can do better than that!18-20= Okay...21-35 = Rather HOT...!36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2MINUTESAND YOU WILL HAVEGOOD LUCK WITH YOURANSWER FOR NUMBER 11REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom.If you don't repost this you will have the following:~ You will fail your tests~ You will cut your finger~ You will lose someone close to you~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years--And if you do repost this you will:~ be kissed by your crush before next month~ have good luck~ have someone fall in love with you~ have your biggest dream come trueMy Score: 40 -----------------> SIDE NOTE------------------> NONE OF THE BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN JUST WANTED TO DO THE QUIZ!!!!

  11. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Love is like taking a beaten for sombody
    Hate is like beating sombody

  12. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    like this if you think if i should change my pic

  13. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Dear, The person who said anything is impossible,
    I guess you never tried setting fire to the rain
    Disgusted,
    Emily

  14. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    S(he)'s Br(ok)en
    nmq

  15. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    people keep telling me there is a song on my profile is it true i dont here anything

  16. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    "Age is just a number.
    " Yeah, & weed is just a plant.
    <3
    favorite!
    comment!
    follow!
    NMQ

  17. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    hiLIGHT BELOW
    Dora:What was your favorite part?
    Me:when you comited suicide
    Dora:I liked that too.
    Me:HECK YEA!

  18. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Hey i heard your a wild one,wild one
    ohh-yea
    CUZ
    SORRY FO' PARTY ROCKIN'
    OH BABY BABY I AWFUL CRAZY
    CUZ
    TONIGHTTTTT.......
    WE R YOUNG SO I SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
    CUZ
    Yolo
    you only live once, make it count
    fave this and share if you think so to

  19. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Like this and i put somethin funny on ur profile
    :D

  20. emili404 emili404
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    1. Real Name: Emily
    2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): pink cat
    3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): emiizzle
    4. Soap Opera Name (middle name & street/road you live on):Elizabeth Gammons
    5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): horel
    6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): purplemilk
    7. Your Witness Protection Name (your father's middle name): Maynard
    8.Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): blackkiki
    Repost this but use your
    own answers :D

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