HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS.
1.) Follow them around the house everywhere.
2.) Moo when they say your name.
3.) Pretend you have amnesia.
4.) Say everything backwards.
5.) Run into walls.
6.) Say what wearing clothes is against your religion.
7.) Go into their room at 4 AM and say "Good Morning Sunshine"
8.) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
9.) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10.) Pluck someones hair out and then yell "DNA!"
11.) In public yell "No mom, I will not snog you!"
12.) Talk to a pen [Ex: Oh you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!]
13.) Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "Oh, I get it!"
14.) Try to climb the wall.
15.) Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people"
16.) Eat your hair.
17.) At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18.) When your taking a shower yell "I'm drowning! I'm drowning!"
19.) Tap on their door all night saying "Help me afohdsakfhdsf"!
20.) Talk to the commercial guy on the T.V about your problems.
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