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elzhb521

1. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 1:39pm UTC
   being mean wont make you any nicer
   calling her fat wont make you skinnier
   saying shes stupid wont make you any smarter
   announcing shes a loser wont make you any cooler
   <3 if your against bullying
   telling everyone shes ugly wont make you any prettier
   and sweetie, deciding someone is fake... well it wont make you any more real.
   
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2. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 1:25pm UTC
   hOW dO yOU mAKE a tISSUE dANCE?
   like if you know this, comment if you saw footloose<3
   
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3. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 11:45am UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   when HE changes his status to in a relationship...
   
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4. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2011 11:00am UTC
   THE FEELING YOU GET
   when you realized someone defriended you
   
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5. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2011 12:31pm UTC
   I blame nicholas sparks
   for making me believe love is
   simple and easy to find
   
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6. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 9:53pm UTC
   checking your phone to see if you got a text from HIM even thought you know you didn't :(
   
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7. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 9:42pm UTC
   how do you make your witty profile look pretty?
   
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8. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 9:35pm UTC
   WITTY NEEDS NOTIFICATIONS
   NOW.
   
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9. elzhb521
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   i hate
   when half of your tooth insnt attached to ur gum anymore and it hurts
   like hell
   ♥
   
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10. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Forget boys
    I'll suck a lolly-pop
    ♥
    
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11. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:05am UTC
    "I WANNA GET
    CHOCOLATE WASTED"
    ♥
    (not my code)
    
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12. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 10:58am UTC
    on Pretty Little Liars
    who is A?
    who killed Alison?
    pleaseee comment
    ♥
    (not my code)
    
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13. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 12:00am UTC
    "Glen Coco four for you Glen Coco you go Glen Coco!"
    
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14. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
    who is A and who killed Ali?
    
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15. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    like if you like
    jerseylicious
    jersey shore
    real house wives
    of new jersey
    
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16. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Why waste a
    perfectly
    good rose
    when you
    know
    he loves you not
    
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17. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:34am UTC
    I used to be love drunk
    but now im hungover
    i loved you forever
    forever is over
    Love drunk♥boys like girl
    
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18. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:29am UTC
    I want to be the,gravity
    ♥in♥your♥universe
    -cody simpson on my mind
    Format; LCostello
    
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19. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:24am UTC
    I feel like you like everyone but me
    
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20. elzhb521
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:20am UTC
    If boys were more like
    justin bieber
    well then i guess there would be
    no such thing as a
    broken heart
    
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