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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Me: I'm gonna go talk to our aunt.
Sister: Wait... You're socializing?
Me: No. I'm asking for the wifi password.

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lgw29
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Summer
Reminds me, that my only friend is
my computer

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC

if i ever become famous i'm going to
create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I believe
the most difficult situation
you can be ever be faced with
is deciding whether you should just
move on or hold on
a little tighter.
Move on, and maybe you’ll lose a chance
at the best thing that could have ever happened,
or hold on, and have the possibility of one day
being the biggest disaster ever created.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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RubiLouise
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:32pm UTC

THIS WORLD IS SO MESSED UP?
What have we seriously come to?
My very best friend that I love to death just KILLED HERSELF while I was talking to her.
While I was talking to her.
She was bullied everyday. Her mother left her alone at home everyday.
Until her mother died a couple days after Christmas.
Her mother had no idea that when she left my best friend home alone her husband would ràpe her.
Her husband.
After her mother died he abused her had bruises all over her body. She wasn't allowed to leave the house without him (his rule)
He would ràpe her when he felt like it. And hit her when he wanted to.
She hated leaving her house because she was very obviously bruised and you could tell by looking at her she was hurt.
And Today she went to go see her older brother in Heaven.
I love them both so much, and I can tell they will watch over me.
But right now I can't breathe. My whole world is gone.
My inspiration to love life. My inspiration to stay alive.
She has definitely inspired me to live life to the fullest not only for me but for her too.
FORGET THIS STUPID SOCIETY WE LIVE IN. BE YOURSELF AND LOVE WHO YOU ARE. DON'T LET ANYONE PUSH YOU DOWN.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Everyone: What happened to witty?
Me: Generation happened, dip sh*t.

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emileeashly
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Pretending to be friends
with someone you love
is like trying to breathe underwater.
You can't hold it for too long
because if you try to, you won't
make it out okay.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TeamMindless42
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Girl: Were best friends right?
Boy: Yes, of course
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No One. I love someone.
Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.
Boy: Defenitly. I've loved her ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since were best friends,
I wanna meet her. Go call her
Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out phone, dials her number
and phones her*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call
*Answers Phone*
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I LOVE YOU

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:15pm UTC

I think its
become
clear that
medicne
compinies
have no
idea what
fruit tastes
like

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Mistakes We've All Made:
Washing a spoon in the sink, and then the water backfires and comes up and splashes you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:42pm UTC

people always ask me how i can stand being so nice to people that are so horrible to me, how i can forgive them so easily.
it's because when i look at the guy who calls me names and makes me feel worthless, i know that he could be the way he is because he was bullied when he was a little kid, or because his parents love his brother more than him, or because no matter how hard he tries, he never gets more than a C on his tests. and i know that he could like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate, even though everyone else disagrees with him, and i know that sometimes he'll knock his pinky toe on the corner of his bed, and wake up too early on a sunday morning but he won't be able to get back to sleep, so he'll lie in bed staring at the ceiling. when i look at the teacher who doesn't like me, no matter what i do and how well i behave, i can see the dark circles under her eyes, and maybe they're there because her husband got too drunk again last night and she had to stay up waiting for him, or maybe they're there because the little dog next door was barking at shadows again. maybe she had an extra cup of coffee this morning, maybe she put an extra spoonful of sugar in because no one was looking and she has a sweet tooth. i'll never know for sure, i'll only know the ifs. when a girl shoves past me in the hallway without so much as an apology, i'm completely aware of the fact that she could just be being rude, but she could also be trying to hide the tears because she thinks her boyfriend might be about to break up with her, or because her friend was spreading rumors about her, and she's going to spend the rest of the day crying in the toilets. maybe her cat got run over when she was eleven and she still misses his warm weight on her toes as she sleeps.
i guess what i'm trying to say here is that even though i don't deserve to be treated like they treat me, for all i know, they don't deserve to be treated how they're being treated, either. i don't know their story, so i won't be mean in return. it's both a blessing and a curse.

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:42pm UTC

If someone came up to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end?
NMQ

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missperfect1129
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 12:13pm UTC

he admired my
melancholy madness
and said it was
g r a c e f u l
and beautiful.
but it was neither
of those things.
i was a hurricane
at the centre
of a
collapsing,
burning,
building;
and i wasn't someone
to be admired at all.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 10:00pm UTC

I prefer to think of us as bubbles.
When we touch we either merge together;
or we burst.

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