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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC

so i was talking to
this girl in my art class.
and i was like,
"I want to go to college in England"
and then she said,
"but, wouldn't you have to learn another language?"
another
language
another
language.

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amybabe24
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September 17, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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yourcool
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September 11, 2012 6:20pm UTC

do you ever just look at a picture of your
favorite celebrity and think, "yes, I'm glad I picked you to be obsessed with,"?

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jimmy365
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September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
just dancing

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AlliieGiirl
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September 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC

why does our period have to last an entire week, like seriously, after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

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I_Dont_Know
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September 10, 2012 3:27pm UTC

I don't like morning people...
or mornings...
or people...

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.

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MsHoran
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September 4, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Some b|tch at school: omg didn't you like where that shirt the other day!?!!1!?
Me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine.

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DarylJr114
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September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC

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secrets_truth
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September 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
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September 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

"Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful."
- Looking for Alaska

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randi*
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September 8, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
*tumblr

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Everyone chooses
someone over me
I’m not anyone’s first choice.
I’m not anyone’s favorite.
People may tell me I mean a lot to them
and that I’m special to them
but I know there’s someone they will always
choose over me.

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jimmy365
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September 1, 2012 4:42pm UTC

English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
John Green: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
nmq/ format jimmy365

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RiverSong98
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 3:25pm UTC

and in that moment, I swear
we were infinite.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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August 26, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Harry Potter: The boy who lived
Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire
Bella Swan: The girl who did nothing
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I tripped on my sister's bra
i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
oh em gee guise im so funny.

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC

Kim Possible, A Sitch in Time
Ron: Uhm, excuse me weird orby robot thing, but where are you taking us?
Robot: The attitude adjustment center
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.
Ron: Yep. High school...

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QuirkyGirl3
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August 23, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Things my sister says #13
"This coin may be expired. Oh, it says 2010. It's 2012. I'll need another one."

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Girl i hate: ewwww my ice cream is melting!
Me: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold.

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