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  1. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    how come when someone says
    ACT NATURAL
    everyone strikes a pose...
    not my format

  2. l0veistheanswer l0veistheanswer
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    if you ever get caught
    sleeping in school,
    just put your head up
    &say
    "In Jesus name, Amen."


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  4. Kiles96 Kiles96
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    dear mom & dad,
    if my friends really did jump off a cliff,
    it's because it was my idea.
    Sincerely,
    your daughter is a leader not a follower

  5. LilMissStarz LilMissStarz happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Hey! :)
    Hey :) I was thinking, we could be friends, or... We could be more than friends, if you know what I mean...
    Bestfriends?
    No... more ;)
    Oh ;) MEGA bestfriends.
    -_-

  6. antus_girl antus_girl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC
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  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:20am UTC
    TODAY
    i' m o f f school for t he day.
    the next week, actually.
    yesterday at school, we had a parents day, where you bring in one of your parents and show them around. my dad is dying of a disease called UIP which has no cure, so he needs a wheelchair and an oxygen mask all the time. at the time, he was in hospital, like usual, but we managed to get him discharged for the day so he could turn up. he was really excited about it, and so was i.
    i know he stands out, but i'm proud of him for not caring. i was wheeling him around and showing him my classes when a group of guys in my year came over to us. i didn't really know them. then, one of them started mocking the way dad has to pant to breathe at all, and another one called out, "hey, nice wheelchair, freakshow."
    dad said, "just walk away", so i did.
    after lunch, once the parents had gone home, the boy who mocked dad came up to me again and said, "nice dad... bet he's not gonna last long."
    i have never slapped anyone so hard in my life.
    the school has suspended me.
    sometimes i just wish people understood </3

  8. ILikeJello1234 ILikeJello1234
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:21am UTC
    *On Facebook*
    See's that your best friend put a status to her "friend" saying,
    "I'm sorry, it's over, we're done!"
    &&then commenting, "BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME"


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  10. TeiaEatWorld TeiaEatWorld
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:01am UTC
    Nick,,..The entire universe conspired, to help me, find you.Your always on my mind Baby♥ Just talking to yho at the end of the day makes life worth living, despite all the struggles.. you're everything I wanted and more.. Okay.. I admit it. I think about you every second of every day. You're my favorite subject to talk about. When i talk to you, I never want to stop. Oh yeah.. did I mention I'm completely in love with you. To give your heart away, That's when you get it broken... But when you find the guy thats got the courage to ask you if he can have your heart, Thats when you know, That your his..And In my case your that One guy. I'll Love You Until.. The Stars Fall From The Sky♥ i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you! No words Can describe my emotions and feelings i have towards youu Not even i love you sums it all up. I wanna fall so in love with you,&no one else.♥ ANd i think thats happened.(: i always have you on my mind, what can i say i'm in love. I love you so much that, if You could stab me And I would apologize for getting your knife all bloody.. Lets just hope yho Wont try that though, Haha, But Yhor the one guy that makes meeh feel beaufiful, lke i Actually mean something in this World,(: Your all i ever talk about, Especially with jenny :3 if i had a flower for every time i thought of you, i'd have a garden to walk through, forever I don’t care how many guys there are in the world. I don’t want a them. I want yo, No one else But yho.i Am 100% Completly in Love with You. and its tru the Best thing about meeh is Yhoo, Your the Best thing that has happened in my life Nick♥. Everytime i talk to yhou its lke Im having a Heart attack in my Stomach. :o But Its nothing to worry about because i know that ill you'll be with mee. Yhoo make me feel wanted, I Need yhoo in my life, Without Yho Im lost. i am The happiest i can Ever be,.. Because im in Love with my best Frand, My Boyfrand, The that Has and Owns my heart.(: And when my world goes Crayz, Your right there to save mee, I would do anything for you, Like If i could take the Pain for yhoou, I Would I Hate seein yho Hurt and theres nothing i can do to Help, all i want is for you to always bee happy, Idont know why you love me, and thats Why i love you, you catch me when i fall accept all my flaws and i cant thank you enough for being in my life.[: I just i dont care what everyone says, i dont care what they Do they can lock Meeh up forever, and try to stop me from loving yhou Baby it doesnt matter what anyone says i only Listen to my heart♥(: Yho mean everything to meeh, I cant imagin a life without you, Before i was liveing live wronge, But now i know withyou in my life i have a purpose. ILoveYouSoFawkingMuch(:, See no spaces, Only because theres no lies either. :3 And i just thaught that i would write down how i feel about you, and show you, because honestly i cant stop thinking about you i just have to tell you that i love you.♥

  11. cutegurl279 cutegurl279
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:28am UTC
    Today I went to the store to get,
    well, feminine products.
    It took me a while to find the right aisle,
    but when I did I called out
    "Dad, the pads are over here", really loudly. Just then,
    two really cute guys walked by. Instead of laughing, one said,
    "Get the ones with the wings.
    My mom loves those."
    MLIA

  12. fuckkkyeahhh fuckkkyeahhh
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    hi everyone,
    so, i've deicided to do a weekly top 10 prettiest girls. each week i will post quote with 10 of the prettiest girls i've seen that week on witty. (:
    fave if you want be to look at your profile to see if i could put you on this weeks top 10 prettiest on witty.
    & comment if you want to help me do it.
    thanks. (:

  13. xoxoblondie23 xoxoblondie23
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:20am UTC
    this yearI realized my
    my little cousins
    birthday,is on 11/11/11.
    The best part?
    shes turning 11.
    nmftruestory(:

  14. BREAKTHROUGH_ BREAKTHROUGH_
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    A B C D E
    F G H I J K
    L M N ♥ P
    Q R S T U
    V W X Y Z

  15. sammroz sammroz
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:03pm UTC
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  18. NeverShoutNever2499 NeverShoutNever2499
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:37am UTC
    "you ask!"
    "No you ask!"
    "please, just ask!"
    "why can't you do it?"
    "fine.. excuse me, can we have some ketchup?"

  19. lexiiloveselle lexiiloveselle
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:34am UTC
    guy to girl ;
    "I just want to tell you that if I was him, I would never have left you" xx.
    fav. if you think its cute :3

  20. lexiiloveselle lexiiloveselle
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:39am UTC
    Mamihlapinatapai ;;
    "A look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate
    something that both desire but which neither one wants to start".

:)

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