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  1. girlwiththeblueeyes girlwiththeblueeyes
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    I admire SUNFLOWERS...
    Always facing the sunlight. Seeing the bright side always.
    They start out small but they grow and become beautiful,
    But without enough water, they can start to droop,
    They'll get droopier and droopier each day until they eventually just shrivel up.
    But, before they shrivel, if they get water,
    they will grow again.
    My bestfriends are my water.

  2. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  3. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  4. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  5. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    When a girl says:
    This place is a mess! Come on!
    You and I need to clean up!
    Your stuff is lying on the floor!
    You'll have no clothes to wear
    if we don't do laundry right now!
    A guy hears:
    Blah blah blah blah blah! Come on!
    You and I blah blah blah blah!
    Blah blah blah blah on the floor!
    Blah blah no clothes blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah right now!

  8. mystic_tatertot* mystic_tatertot*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Niall: She's Cute Harry: She's Adorable
    Louis: She's Pretty Liam: She's Perfect
    Zayn: She's Reading This
    nmf,nmq

  9. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    My heart beat:
    Normal
    ---^----^----^----^----^---
    Talking to him
    -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^----
    Seeing him with her
    -------------------------------
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 ' s f o r m a t

  10. c4ndy c4ndy
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    ‎3 weeks ago: Temple Run
    2 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
    Last Week: YOLO
    This week: Kony 2012

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Do you behave like this at home?"
    "Yes actually."

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
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  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    When people ask for candy I’m eating,
    I give them the flavor I don’t like.

  14. IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01 IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    I NEED HELP WITTY.
    For lent, I gave up eating junk food.
    I also want to loose some weight,
    And no worry, Im not going on any crazy diets or anything.
    For every favourite on this quote: I'll do an hour excercise.
    For every comment: I'll do two hours.
    Please help, I need something like this for inspiration
    and determination.

  15. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:34am UTC
    Google
    Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    Everything Did you mean: Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?
    credit to PaperLung

  16. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  17. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Oh I'm sorry.I forgot,
    i only exist when you need something.

  18. TiffanyNikole005 TiffanyNikole005
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:50pm UTC
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  19. BR0KENx0 BR0KENx0
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    i_heart_youx3
    so there's this guy
    & everything about him
    takes my breath away ♥

  20. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    The moment when you
    read a text, and your heart
    literally drops

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