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  1. poohbear102396 poohbear102396
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I'm from Michigan,
    where we use our hand as a map, where Tim Allen, Alice Cooper, Madonna, The Black Dahlia Murder, Motown, Insane Clown Posse, The White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Kid Rock, Eminem, Robin Williams, and John 5 are from. Our vacations are to Cedar Point, Up North, to Florida, or a drive across the bridge. We are the only large inland peninsula on earth and you can see us from space. We love Faygo, Superman Ice Cream, Better Made Chips, Vernor's, and Mackinaw Island Fudge. We know that the "UP" is a place not a direction but a place. We play Euchre, swim in lakes and rivers, fish, and camp. We bake with "soda" and drink "pop". We measure distance in hours (its about 2 hours away). We can drive 65 mph in a foot of snow or a blizzard and not even flinch, and still have school. Plus were in driving distance of Hell. Not many people can say that! Re-post if you are from Michigan and you're proud. ♥

  2. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    How do old people have the ability to fall asleep in any given situation?
    I want to be an old person and fall asleep whenever and wherever

  3. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    "We need to talk" 4 words that'll make any person person think of every bad thing they've done in their life.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    My grandpa used to water the plants
    every week and there was a little frog
    that would come out and croak until
    my grandpa sprinkled some water on
    him and he loved that frog so much

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
    that's enough blood loss to die twenty times
    women are metal as fùck.

  7.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    If you like someone tell them.
    Or stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep at night. It's up to you.

  8. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    me in middle school: *cries over a 75%*
    me now: *throws a party for passing*

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 12:24am UTC
    UK- We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus"
    USA- WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 4:42am UTC
    marry a guy who has sisters because he's seen the female in her natural state
    therefore won't have any unrealistic expectations of you

  11. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 4:32am UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio: *names child Oscar*
    Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
    Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
    Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    i’m using
    Internet Explorer i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    what if
    i’d just started licking the
    dentists fingers while they
    were in my mouth omg
    format jimmy365

  17. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC
    Maroon 5?
    I think you mean,
    "Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Today,
    I got my first instagram hate.
    You wanna know what I woke up to?
    'kill yourself'
    And you know what I did?
    I laughed and ate a pretzel

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
    when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    i believe in equality.
    if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

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