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Elementpurple13*

  1. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 12:09pm UTC
    I feel robbed of my heritage. Twice I came darn close to getting one of my father's swords.

  2. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 11:55am UTC
    we're all living on
    borrowed time...
    some of us are just more in debt

  3. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 11:50am UTC
    YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?
    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
    *ThisMyFriend
    IsWhatLiesLookLike

  4. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 11:45am UTC
    wait a moment
    yes...
    how many of us actually share our quotes on facebook?

  5. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 11:43am UTC
    MY LITTLE SISTER GOT A LITTLE STUFFED POKEMON PIKACHU AND I AM SO JELOUS!!!
    someone please assure me that I'm not 100% pathetic.

  6. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 11:39am UTC
    That's IT!!!
    I'm gonna be Jackie Chan.
    problem solved

  7. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 11:03am UTC
    I asked my little sister what her favorite color was today. She said purple, like she does everyday I ask her. So I asked her what her second favorite color was. She was quiet for a long time. Finally she looks up at me and says;
    "Black. Because it destroys everything and I don't even have to set it on fire."
    My five year old sister, everyone.

  8. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 10:31am UTC
    The world just seems bigger when you realize there are three different types of mint.
    Then it just seems smaller again when you realize they are all growing in your back yard.

  9. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:45pm UTC
    I hate it when I buy a bag of air with a few chips at the bottom.

  10. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2015 2:45am UTC
    Who taught the sun
    where to stand in the morning?
    Who told the ocean
    'you can only come this far?'
    Who showed the moon
    where to hide till evening?
    Whose words alone
    could catch a falling star?
    I know my redeemer lives.

  11. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 11:45pm UTC
    What if the earth is a CUBE and we are all just on one face, with the continants arranged in a ring with the south pole in the center so we just haven't noticed yet??

  12. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 11:39pm UTC
    pee pole
    PEOPLE
    is a funny word

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 11:36pm UTC
    YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A MYTHICAL CREATURE
    What is this creature and how do you kill it???
    *leave replies as comments , please!!!
    >.<

  14. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 11:33pm UTC
    when you think up this amazing quote
    and two people fave it

  15. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 11:30pm UTC
    cards against humanity back of the bus
    #StoryOfMyLife

  16. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 10:22am UTC
    I can't be anything I want. Johnny depp already exists.

  17. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 10:13am UTC
    I was broken, but now my heart is at peace. It was no fault of his. I just wasn't the one he was meant to spend the rest of his life with. I still love and respect him enough to let go, and trust that my true love will one day come for me the way he must go to find his. I would never want to deprive such a wonderful girl the pure and beautiful love of such an honorable young man, who has always been honest to me and true to his heart.To CJE...may your search be fruitful and your heart forever this pure

  18. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 9:54am UTC
    When your world starts to crumble....
    CRUSH IT LIKE AN OREO AND PUT IT IN YOUR ICE CREAM

  19. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 1:57am UTC
    I hope she brightens your day
    I hope she brings you joy
    I pray she heals the soul that's been shattered
    I pray she brings you light
    I hope her laugh fills you with kindness
    Because that's what you were for me
    I hope her smile saves you from damnation
    I hope her touch brings you peace
    I pray her voice fills your heartache
    And fights away all of your fears
    Because that is what you did for me
    Because this was how you loved me
    And you deserve the same
    I wish all these beautiful things
    And many more to come
    Because that's what you'ld wish for me
    I still love you enough
    to tell you
    to follow your heart
    be her man
    mine will come
    *most of this is from a song i wrote, please dont steal it away. feel free to quote it though. >.<

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 1:39am UTC
    im getting my license, so we decided to have a bus party the last day im gonna ride. and my friends wont let me bring the brownies. they keep joking that im ganna lace it with a certain weedy substance.
    >.<

:)

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