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  1. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2017 2:10pm UTC
    I can’t trust my own decisions

  2. 永久* 永久*
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    May 16, 2017 4:22pm UTC
    Happy Fourth Witty Anniversary to me!
    And happy birthday to my dear, dear Ses.
    Where are you now?
    I miss you...

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    June 19, 2015 12:41am UTC
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  4. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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    June 19, 2015 10:17am UTC
    It's been months and she still talks about you like you put the stars in the sky. You really meant something to her.

  5. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    June 15, 2015 1:30pm UTC
    Salty CoffeeHe met her at a party. She was so outstanding. Many guys were after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him. She was surprised, but out of politeness, she agreed.They sat in a nice coffee shop. He was too nervous to say anything. She felt uncomfortable. She thought, "Please, let me go home." Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it."Why do you have this hobby?", curiously asked she. He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea. I liked playing in the sea. I could feel the taste of the sea, salty and bite, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I will think of my childhood, think of my hometown. I miss my hometown so much. I miss my parents who are still living there. Saying that, tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feelings, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell about his homesickness must be a man who loves home, cares for his home, and has responsibility of home. Then she also started to talk, talked about her far away hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continue to date. She found out that he was a man who meets all her demands: he was tolerant, kind-hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good guy, but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story: the princess married the prince and they lived a happy life. And every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee because she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away and left her a letter which said: My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you - the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time. Actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt.It's hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that. I have promised not to lie to you for anything. Now I'm dying. I am afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee. What a strange bad taste, but I have the salty coffee for my whole life since I knew you. I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, I still want to know you and have you as my wife, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.Her tears made the letter totally wet. One day, someone asked her, "What does salty coffee taste like?""It's sweet," replied she.

  6. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 6:34am UTC
    ''I am trying to convince my shadow that I am someone worth following.''

  7. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
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    June 4, 2015 9:42pm UTC
    Survey~
    1. What is your middle name? Kye
    2. How old are you? 18
    3. What is your birthday? December 12th
    4. What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius
    5. What is your favorite color? Hunter Green
    6. What's your lucky number? 18 or 11
    7. Do you have any pets? 2 cats, 1 dog
    8. Where are you from? United States
    9. How tall are you? 5'8ish
    10. What shoe size are you? 9
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 or 4
    12. What was your last dream about? i dont really remember
    13. What talents do you have? Arting, listening, singing idk
    14. Are you psychic in any way? nah
    15. Favorite song? "Check Yes Juliet"
    16. Favorite movie? Pokemon The First Movie, Pokemon 2000, or Pokemon 4Ever
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone independent, caring, derpy
    18. Do you want children? Yes
    19. Do you want a church wedding? i guess
    20. Are you religious? yeah kind of
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yup
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? once when i was 13
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? a few
    24. Baths or showers? Showers
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Black
    26. Have you ever been famous? nah
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? i dont care
    28. What type of music do you like? whatever i find good to my mind
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yup
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? one
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? spooning my pillow or hanging off the couch
    32. How big is your house? eh its alright
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? nothing haha
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yea
    35. Have you ever tried archery? yup!
    36. Favorite clean word? Rad
    37. Favorite swear word? F-uckbucket
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? a looong time
    39. Do you have any scars? yup
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? mmhm
    41. Are you a good liar? lol nah
    42. Are you a good judge of character? Maybe
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? i guess
    44. Do you have a strong accent? Not very strong
    45. What is your favorite accent? South African
    46. What is your personality type? quiet, thoughtful, caring, doof
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Pocket Watch
    48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
    50. Left or right handed? lefty
    51. Are you scared of spiders? Nah just hate them
    52. Favorite food? Food
    53. Favorite foreign food? Food
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? Disorientally organized rather
    55. Most used phrase? Cool beans man
    56. Most used word? "nah." "boop." "fu-kbucket"
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 minutes
    58. Do you have much of an ego? nah
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both
    60. Do you talk to yourself? Yeah
    61. Do you sing to yourself? Yes
    62. Are you a good singer? Idk
    63. Biggest fear? failing, disappointing others
    64. Are you a gossiper? nah
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Ouija
    66. Do you like long or short hair? Depends on the person
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? give me like 10 minutes but yeah
    68. Favorite school subject? Art
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert.
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No
    71. What makes you nervous? People, time
    72. Are you scared of the dark? nah
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? At Times
    74. Are you ticklish? yes....
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? nah
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? yeah
    77. Have you ever drank underage? yeah
    78. Have you ever done drugs? yeah
    79. Who was your first real crush? cant remember
    80. How many piercings do you have? Just my ears and i used to have an eyebrow piercing too
    81. Can you roll your Rs? Yes.
    82. How fast can you type? not at all fast
    83. How fast can you run? eh okay lol
    84. What color is your hair? gingerish brown
    85. What color are your eyes? green gray blue orange
    86. What are you allergic to? bees, and medicine
    87. Do you keep a journal? Yeah.
    88. What do your parents do? Dads a contractor, moms a banking assistant manager
    89. Do you like your age? yeah
    90. What makes you angry? certain people, injustice, bullying
    91. Do you like your own name? yeah man
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? i can think of some right now haha uhh boy: Elrik, Destrey, Noah aaand Girl: Hailey, Emma, Percy
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? either!
    94. What are you strengths? i care, i listen, im honest
    95. What are your weaknesses? impulsive, need my space, not very trusting
    96. How did you get your name? a student teacher wrote it on a pass
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? on one side
    98. Do you have any scars? yeah
    99. Color of your bedspread? Couch colored
    100. Color of your room? art

  8. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
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    June 7, 2015 3:02pm UTC
    The world never seizes to amaze me
    capture greatness in sincere smiles

  9. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 7:38am UTC
    I was fine until I lost it.

  10. ayenay* ayenay*
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    June 15, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    johnny depp & leonardo dicaprio !

  11. capsized* capsized*
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    June 24, 2014 3:35am UTC
    “the problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they're stupid.”
    — johnny depp

  12. Mariana101 Mariana101
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    "The problem is that everybody treats teenages like they're stupid."
    -Johnny Depp

  13. TylerSAlyers25 TylerSAlyers25
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2014 8:44am UTC
    They said i can be anything i want, but only Johnny Depp can be Captain Jack Sparrow.

  14. Shooting_Star* Shooting_Star*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 8:49am UTC
    Still Waiting...
    I know that it's over.
    I know that it's never gonna be the same again.
    I know that you don't care about me anymore.
    I know that IT's OVER.
    But deep inside I still think that Maybe you will come back some day. #maybe

  15. seafoam* seafoam*
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    May 2, 2015 10:08am UTC
    format by _Jannette
    People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.

  16. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 2, 2015 6:05am UTC
    Today is a new day. Don't let your history interfere with your destiny! Let today be the day you stop being a victim of your circumstances and start taking action towards the life you want. You have the power and the time to shape your life. Break free from the poisonous victim mentality and embrace the truth of your greatness. You were not meant for a mundane or mediocre life!~Steve Maraboli

  17. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 2, 2015 7:40am UTC
    I don’t want to fall in love just because I want someone to fulfill my physical or sexual needs. I don’t want to fall in love just to make my life more happening, entertaining or exciting. I don’t even want to fall in love for a relationship status or to flaunt that I have a girlfriend. If I ever fall in love with a girl it would be because I would know that he would be by my side on those terrible dreadful days of my life when even my close friends and family would not support me. I would fall in love for the simple reason that like every other man I want to be loved to the core for my soul and for what I am. I would fall in love just because I need emotional and soulful bonding with that one other soul who is destined to be my soul mate. I would fall in love because I would want someone to hold me no matter how broken or shattered I am and help me fight my demons, overcome my fears and heal my soul before I rest in peace forever... ~ Sam N. Jr

  18. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 2, 2015 8:03am UTC
    The truly scary thing about undiscovered lies is that they have a greater capacity to diminish us than exposed ones. They erode our strength, our self-esteem, our very foundation.~ Sam N. Jr

  19. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 2, 2015 8:39am UTC
    A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman's heart. ~ Sam N. Jr

  20. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 2, 2015 8:40am UTC
    Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo. ~ Sam N. Jr

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