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electrastupid

1. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 3:21pm UTC
   do you ever see a guy from behind and you're like "YOOOO!" then he turns around and you see his face and you're like "noooo.."
   
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2. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 7:56pm UTC
   and you're acting like a stranger 'cause you thought it looked
   fun.
   -Arctic Monkeys
   
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3. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   do not let dr. dre touch you he is not a licsensed doctor
   
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4. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC
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   but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm i dont want to goooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   h
   
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5. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   I love playing hide and go seek with little kids because im so dang good at it they'll never find me at this bar because they're not even old enough to get in or drive so jokes on them
   
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6. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC
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7. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   talking to people who want to get married: hey sorry but it's Adam and Eve not Mike and Rachel so unless you change your names to Adam and Eve you cant get married sorry I dont make the rules
   
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8. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   "what do you mean cuddle fish don't actually cuddle with you"
   
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9. electrastupid
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 9:14pm UTC
   one of the worst feelings in the world isn't being dumped, or being on your period, or not getting a boyfriend, it's when people screenshot your double chin snapchats
   
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10. electrastupid
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    what's the point of making our beds we're all gonna die anways
    
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11. electrastupid
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Pick up line: hey are you a beaver because damn you have really bad beaver teeth you should get those fix-.. hey wait where are you going
    
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12. electrastupid
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    I'd rather you say "good-night" then "good-bye" because good-bye means
    forever
    
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