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  1. peytonnnnn peytonnnnn
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Fave if your on witty right now and you bisexual[;

  2. delps2451 delps2451
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    Your heart is a token,
    not a toy.
    If you want it broken,
    give it to a boy.

  3. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    When you look in a magazine
    And think "Wow, I wish my body looked like that models!". Don't worry, the model in that magazine wishes her body actually looked like that, too.
    Format credit: wittygirl2010

  4. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    ((_____Crayola_____))>
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    A♥ If you are 12 and over but love coloring!

  5. x0vickiiBaby0x x0vickiiBaby0x
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    ♥ He is now in relationship with You
    But
    He's Cheating on You with _____
    And
    Likes Her
    ?
    This confuses You
    ALL MINE♥

  6. imasucker4lions imasucker4lions
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    Today;
    I saw a baby with a shirt that said,
    "Date my mom; I'm proof she likes to f*ck."

    nmf
    nmfnmf

  7. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    Love is like
    heaven ,
    but it can
    hurt like hell .

  8. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #263
    When Justin first failed his driving test,
    he stood in the rain and yelled "I hate you"
    at every car that passed.

  9. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I think the Monopoly guy
    and the Pringles guy are
    Long Lost Brothers.
    You know you secretly agree (;

  10. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    "What's today?"
    "Wednesday."
    "No like...the number."
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ilw

  11. LoveLiz23 LoveLiz23
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    if you're cooler than me; d o e s n ' t t h a t m a k e m e h o t t e r t h a n y o u .? (;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ev3ry1luvzgabi ev3ry1luvzgabi
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    yes,
    i still chase the ice-cream truck
    go to McDonalds and order a Happy Meal
    still watch Spongebob
    i still love to color
    i love lollipops
    i still watch Disney channel
    now fav this if your over the age 0f 13 and you still do some of these things.♥

  14. 45baileybear 45baileybear
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    yay it's june!
    ....
    fave if you're still not out of school yet
    :/

  15. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    i saw a razor package that said don't use during an earthquake. WTF?! What do they expect?
    "OMG!
    There’s an earthquake.
    I got to go shave my legs.”

  16. singer23 singer23
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    & does anyone
    remember
    THE HASH -SLINGING - SLASHER
    From Spongebob?
    not my format

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    There's A Huge Difference
    between w h o y o u r f r i e n d s a r e & who your friends are in class

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    'real men wear pink.'
    no. real men treat girls right.

  19. ChloeGontier ChloeGontier
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    choose the boy
    who takes you to his house to meet his parents...
    NOT HIS BED...

    nmf/q
    NOT MY FORMAT.

  20. rileyluvshaters rileyluvshaters
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    THIS FORMAT
    is the bomb:) & it's not mine I'm just saving it:)

:)

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