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Hey! My name is Emily and i turn 13 on March 25th
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  1. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:08pm UTC
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  2. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    stuff I hate about people1. people who point at their wist asking for the time. do I point at my crotch if i want to know where the bathroom is?2. people who get up to look around the whole room for a tv remote, who are to lazy to go up to the tv and pushing some buttons!3. when someone says, "oh you just want a cake so you can eat it don't you?", well ya, why would I want a cake if I can't eat it??4. people who say, "it's always the last place ya look" (when your looking for something), well yes of course it is why would I keep looking after I found it?5. when people are in a movie theater and you're trying to watch a movie and they lean over to you and say, "hey! D'you see that?!" no i didn't see it i just payed $12 to sit here and not watch the movie.6. People who ask, "hey can I ask you a question?", didn't give a choice there did ya sunshine?7. when your doing something and clearly not paying attention, and somebody comes up and goes, "WHOAH!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!! THAT WAS CRAZY!!", no i didnt see it I was actually doing something productive. . .8. When people say, "lifes to short.", well actually it's not. it's the longest thing on earth, what can you possibly do thats longer than life?9. when your waiting for the bus and some idiot walks up to you and says, "hey, the bus come yet?", now, would I be standing here if the bus came yet?10. when old people say, "my eyes aren't what they used to be.", well what did they used to be? arms? legs? rubix cubes? those are just some things I hate about people, if you agree fav and if you have any more to add comment!

  3. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    go to youtube and watch this video
    its funny
    and sets a good example
    it was made by a 7th or 8th grader
    for a school project
    im sure you'll like it (;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8_ytsTdYQ

  4. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    i wish on every star in the night sky beg at 11:11 every night pluck daises prayand close my eyes and dream all day. just for you. always for you. i love you.

  5. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    is it wierd that i have a 92% average and i'm a blond?
    am i a smart blonde?
    but i still act dumb....
    im so confused
    Blondes.....

  6. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully throughout the ENTIRE catalog-Sears

  7. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    When life hands you a lemon,say, "Oh yeah, i like lemons... What else ya got?"

  8. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    1 that akward moment when you see the little red 1 in the corner and it turns out you're the one who favorited your quote.fav if this has ever happened to you!!!! :)

  9. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:55am UTC

    YOU'RE THE ICE TO MY CREAM
    YOU'RE THE COCOA TO MY PUFFS
    YOU'RE THE M TO MY M & M'S
    YOU'RE THE HELP TO MY MEND
    BUT MOSTLY.....
    YOU'RE THE BEST TO MY FRIEND

  10. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:32am UTC
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  11. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    --------------♥-♥-♥--------------
    GOD
    IS
    TO
    BIG
    FOR
    ONE
    RELIGION
    --------------♥-♥-♥---------------

  12. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    REALITY seems FAKE when all you have is a FANTASY to keep you alive. Some kids go to bed with there parents tuck them in and they have nice fluffy pillows and warm blankets. All you have is a small sack stuffed with newspaper and a large sack to sleep in. You have no idea what you have until it's long gone. use it. help others that's what we're meant to do. we are all the same no matter how god made us.

  13. egirl3181 egirl3181
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW,
    LAUGH IN THE MOMENT TODAY,
    LOVE LIKE YOU DID YESTERDAY,

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