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I'm a really weird per- OH MY GOD FLYING TURTLE PANDICORNS ARE EATING JELLYFISH JELLY

eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:41am UTC

Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a
stupid hoe
Me: Nicki, i never knew you already made
an autobiography about yourself....

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:32am UTC

Government: We HAVE TO get rid of illegal
immigrants!
Native americans: Soooo... When are you
guys leaving??

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:19am UTC

I hate people who cry about useless
things...
1.) OMG! I NEVER GOT INVITED TO
JESSICAS PARTY! WAAAA
2.) MY LIFE SUCKS!
3.) UGHH< I HATE YOU MOM!
There's people out there with no dad to
celebrate father's day... or a mom to
celebrate mothers day...some are even
orphan and starving..... yet you are crying
over not being invited to a party?!!

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:13am UTC

I hate when girls start stalking
celebs...like how would you feel
if someone came up to you and
said " I KNOW YOUR HEIGHT,
SHOE SIZE, AND HOBBIES!"
uhhh.... okay????

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:01am UTC

Other people: Omg! Your like
soooo fake!
My reply: I'M FAKE? Hon, you
make Nicki Minaj's BUTT SEEM
REAL!

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:44am UTC

Imagine while prank calling, you
accidently call a celebrity...
Me: Uhh, hello?
Stranger: Hello? This is lady
gaga

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:38am UTC

Look to the left...
--------------------->
You failed, didn't you?

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eemster
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:33am UTC

1912: Dracula drinks the blood of good girls
2013: He dies of thirst... -_-

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eemster
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC

I hate that moment when someone asks
you to go somewhere with them, but you
don't want to go so you make a random
excuses...
Friend: Hey! Wanna come over?
Me: Sorry, i can't today. My sister's friend's
mother's grandpa's brother's granson's
uncle's fish died... And yes, it was tragic...

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eemster
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:30pm UTC

I've never been in love... but i assume it's
the same feeling that you get when a waiter
arrives with your food...

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eemster
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: Nooo, carpet for five please!

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