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haha i'll never take the time to change this (:

alright so here it goes -
name - alana
sports- swimming & softball
hometown - philly (:
food - ramen noodles ! hahah
life - is good (:

smile (:

oh and check out my formspring-lanpeng

eatsleepswim
posted a quote
June 29, 2010 3:12pm UTC

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Fire Hydrant: " "
Patrick: "That's ok, take your time."
<3

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
June 29, 2010 3:08pm UTC

Patrick :"Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are ."
*as he drools*
courtesy of the best show ever : spongebob (:
<3

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
June 29, 2010 3:01pm UTC

All this time I was wasting
hoping you would come around
I've been giving out chances
& every time all you do is
let me down

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
June 29, 2010 2:56pm UTC

& I'm so sick of love songs,
so tired of tears
so done with wishing
you
were still here

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
February 19, 2010 3:55pm UTC

definition of love :
love is the person you
sit with at recess,
share ur pb&j with,
and the one who you can count on when no one else is there
minee (:
click the <3 please

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 28, 2009 7:44pm UTC

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 28, 2009 7:25pm UTC

when nothing goes
right
go
left

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 28, 2009 7:19pm UTC

i am not as
random
as you think i
....
salad
:)

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 21, 2009 4:46pm UTC

when a
heart </3 breaks
no it don't
break even

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 9, 2009 3:39pm UTC

so today in spanish , my teacher was teaching us the body parts . He was showing us how to say stomach , and a kid yells out -
you have a big one !
what does my techer respond? -
Keep your eyes up here
;)
truee . hahah get it ?!

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 7, 2009 5:46pm UTC

hope something eats you
^
I love you
;)

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
October 7, 2009 5:37pm UTC

life
is about falling
living
is about
getting back up
courtesy of the i-pod . my edit and stuffs :) please press the <3

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
September 30, 2009 8:46pm UTC

FINDING NEMO QUOTES!
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney"
"Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills"
"aww... you guys made me ink"
"thats a pretty big butt"
"SHARKBAIT OOH AH AH!"
"guess what...
guess what...
guess what...
guess what...
i forgot..."
"I shall call him squishy
and he shall be mine"
"I SPEAK WHALE!"
"we were like woahh;
and you were like woah;
and i was like WOAHH!"
"Fish ARE f r i e n d s ; NOT food."
not mine ! photobucket :) press the <3 !!!

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 7:54pm UTC

you know what they call people like you ?
MAN WHORES
'nuff said

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 1:05pm UTC

Today, I realized that even if T-rexes have arms that are too short for hugging, they can still
chest-bump
each other. This made me feel a little better for them
:)
got the idea from another quote :)

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 12:58pm UTC

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 12:50pm UTC

somedays......
even my lucky
rocketship undies
don't help
credit :)

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 2:15pm UTC

Jon and Kate Plus 8 quote :
Jon: What's this, Joel?
Joel: Hot dog.
Jon: It's a wiener. Like you.
hahahahaha ;)

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 11:39am UTC

Arachibutyrophobia -
fear of peanut butter sticking to the
roof of your mouth
hahaha :)

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eatsleepswim
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 11:02am UTC

and i'm so sick of love songs
so tired of tears
so done with
wishing
you were still here
so sick - ne-yo

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