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elephants_are_cool*
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September 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC

And I wonder how many of you know that
Hogwarts' motto is
"Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
Wise words Dumbledore, wise words.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Things NOT to do during a funeral:
1) Yell out "YOLO"
2) tell old people "You're next"
3)Take a picture of the coffin and tag them on facebook
4)Wear a rainbow suit and say you put the "fun" in "funeral"
5)Whisper: "I see dead people"

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 4:37pm UTC

because this time he didn't think
he could reach the kitchen

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC

me: *finishes test*
me: *looks around to see no one has finished*
me: double checks answers until someone else turns in their test first*

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a little piece of me dies everytime I do an equation
Biology more like BYEology because I'm out
maths more like no

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Actually Lady Gaga,
I really wish I wasn't born this way.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 2:28pm UTC

me: *shuts laptop after 375856 hours*
me: ok now where's my phone

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Content of a pop song:
Lyrics
"yeah" "ooh" and "baby"

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 21, 2013 2:43pm UTC

Making friends in real life is so hard
at least on the internet its just like "Hey you're cool, lets be friends"

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 21, 2013 2:08pm UTC

you are the best thing
that's never been mine

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 21, 2013 10:22am UTC

I don't have feelings until like 1am and then I get really sad over everything and want to die and fall in love and get married

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 4:25pm UTC

The fire alarm thing keeps beeping
guess I'm too hot

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 20, 2013 4:04pm UTC

The problem with youtube is that
you want to watch all the videos but you also want to go to sleep so you have a huge decision to make

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 19, 2013 3:42pm UTC

when a stranger sees you doing something stupid,
its bad.
but when someone you know sees you doing something stupid,
its much, much worse.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 19, 2013 2:43pm UTC

gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me feel uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC

LIST OF THINGS I NEED TO TAKE WITH ME DURING EVACUATION:
•laptop
•laptop charger
•phone
•phone charger
•internet router
•any electrical appliance with access to internet
•maybe some clothing

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 17, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Those annoying people in your class,
who never study for anything but still get top grades.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 16, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Parents:
Expect you to do things that they never even do themselves

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