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CookieMonster09*
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December 24, 2013 4:16pm UTC

I literally just force myself into the most f/cking awkward situations.

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* Sabaism *
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December 25, 2013 2:23am UTC

Merry Christmas, guys
You all are beautiful
I hope everything goes as planned
And that your day is as brilliant as you are.
I love you all, okay.
As weird as it seems,
You're all like a family to me.
Probably better than a family, actually.
Thanks for making every day so wonderful
You all really are amazing
Please, stay that way.

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Fay*
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December 25, 2013 9:40am UTC

facebook : omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr : happy birthday jesus u was a real nig*a

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spence*
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November 26, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-A SS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” the girl did it. truly inspiring.

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carpediem*
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November 26, 2013 3:18pm UTC

She wanted something else,
something different,
something more.
Passion and romance perhaps,
or maybe quiet conversations in candle lit rooms,
or perhaps...
something as simple as
not being scared.
- The Notebook

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November 26, 2013 2:46pm UTC

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I am a lover without a lover.
I am lovely and lonely
and I belong deeply to myself.
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E*
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November 10, 2013 1:25pm UTC

"shhhh," she said. "I'm sleeping."
just like that. from a hundred miles an hour
to asleep in a nanosecond.
i wanted so badly to lie down next to her and sleep.
just sleep together,
in the most innocent sense of phrase.
but i lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend
and i was gawky and she was gorgeous and
i was hopelessly boring and she was endlessley
fascinating.
-john green

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elephants_are_cool*
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November 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:44pm UTC

i like the internet because eye contact doesn’t exist

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*compassionate soul*
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November 25, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Welp, since it seems that everyone else is doing confessions, I might as well give it a go. I'm bored anyways, and need something to do. So, for each favorite I get on this, I'll do a confession.

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CJFlowers
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November 25, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Just watched 16 and pregnant. Seriously, there are 16 year olds out there having babies and im still watching bloody disney movies!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fay*
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November 20, 2013 11:46am UTC

Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong
like saying Josh and Drake it just isn't right

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spence*
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November 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
well yeah
everyone was talking about it
I got curious
I watched it and
I liked it
how is that a bad thing

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*blushes*
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November 20, 2013 12:56pm UTC

And my hair be like:
"Why would I listen to you? I'm doing my own thing!"

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spence*
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November 17, 2013 12:12pm UTC

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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mandy*
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November 16, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Words that don't exist in English but definitely should:
(which all happen to have to do with food)
Kummerspeck (German) When you eat because you're stressed (stressed is dessert spelled backwards). This word means the weight you gain from emotional eating.
Shemomedjamo (Georgian) Legit means "I accidentally ate the whole thing." AKA story of my life. Georgians feel my pain.
Pelinti (Buli, Ghana) Do you ever take a bite of something then soon realize it's wayy to hot? This word describes the "Argghhh" noise you make as you try to move the food around your mouth. It translates to "To move hot food around in your mouth."
Palegg (Norwegian) The Norwegians have created a word to describe anything you can put on a sandwich. Yup - Pb n J, Turkey, Nutella, you name it. (I'm not sure exactly how badly we need this word, but you never know).
Lagom (Swedish) The word that means 'not tooo much, but not tooo little'. I'll use this next time I need lagom toppings, dressings, you name it, on food!
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MissF2F2F2
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November 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Me in shower:
Me: Mmk, shower time...
Me: Dad, gtfo
Me: Euggghhhh so steamy
Me: Must sit down...
Me: Where dafuq is the shampoo
Me: Near, far, whereEEEEVVVEVVVEEEERRRR you are in this world, I believe that my hair needs to be washed...
Me: Omg I'm an amazing singer.
Me: How hasn't Simon Cowell signed me to a record label?
Me: You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am tiTAAGHGHGNIIDFHDGHDFMMMMMMMMM
Me: My voice only cracked because it's steamy in this shower.
Me: Why am I so FAAAAAAATTTTTT
Me: Wait, who used my conditioner?
Me: Who used my G.DDAMN CONDITIONER?
Me: When did I last wash my hair?
Me: Like, 3 days ago? I really need to wash it.
Me: Eh, screw it.
Me: Don't drop that thun thun thun EEEEHHHHH
Me: Why am I singing that song?
Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Me: Shower gel, MAKE ME SMELL GOOD.
Me: Omg I'm totally getting a boyfriend today.
Me: Who could resist.... THIS?
Me: Okay, turn off the shower...
Me: Omfg it's freezing
Me: Towel, MAKE ME WARM
Me: The towel keeps on falling down! AGGHHHHHH
Me: Towel, STOP FALLING DOWN
Me: I WILL BURN YOU, TOWEL
Me: I HAVE THAT POWER.
Cat: *Walks in*
Me: Don't look at me!

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