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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 10:26pm UTC
When I was 11,
I saw a homeless man sitting outside of Target.
I went to the candy section, stole gummy worms and M&M'S
and otehr candies from the clear boxes with scoops, and put them in my pocket.
When we were leaving, I handed it to him.
I will never forget the look of gratitude on his face.
I hope his world is changed.
♥

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 2:00pm UTC
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown.
Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes.
My hair is now bright orange.
FML

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October 22, 2011 1:56pm UTC
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dumbledorearmybetches
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October 22, 2011 12:13am UTC
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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 12:07am UTC
but you'll always be my
hero
even though
you've lost your mind.

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 12:05am UTC
i'm a lover
not a fighter
but i'll fight
for what i love ♥

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 12:02am UTC
mhm,
so stick that in your
juicebox
& SUCK IT

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 11:59pm UTC
10 BIG TURN ONS IN A GUY ;
- flippy hair
- smile
- plays guitars
- that "t'haha" laugh
- nice shoes
- sensitive
- light coloured eyes
- honest
- polite
but of course that species of male
DOESN'T
exsist

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 11:49pm UTC
staywithme♥

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 11:45pm UTC
that awkward moment when your parents ask
" DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? "

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 6:49pm UTC
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and now that i got your attention ;)

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 6:42pm UTC
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk.
FML

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dumbledorearmybetches
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October 19, 2011 6:32pm UTC
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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 6:30pm UTC
Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex.
He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend.
FML

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 6:12pm UTC
Today, I was on carstache.com looking for a mustache to put on my car, when I was on the front page. I looked at the slideshow at the top of the page, it showed inspirational people. Who was on there?
Dumbledore.
MLIA.

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 6:09pm UTC
Today, I was at a red light when an elderly woman next to me rolled down her window and asked me if I wanted to see a car fly. When I replied yes, she rolled down the window on the other side and she and the passenger proceeded
to stick one arm out the window and flap vigorously.
MLIA

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dumbledorearmybetches
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October 18, 2011 6:08pm UTC
Today I dressed as Robin (Batman) for New York Comic Con. While waiting for friends at Penn Station I became a tourist attraction. I had my picture taken dozens of times and even signed a few autographs for little kids.
MLIA

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dumbledorearmybetches
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October 18, 2011 6:06pm UTC
Today, I yelled at a stranger in my school saying "EXPELLIARMUS!"
They responded by yelling "Spare me child, AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Never again will I doubt my student body.
MLIA

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 6:02pm UTC
A few minutes ago, I discovered I can control my iPod touch (which is supposedly only controlled by blood warmth) with my frozen corndog.
MLIA

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dumbledorearmybetches
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 5:58pm UTC
Today, while at work, two boys walked up to my counter. One was a tall, skinny, and very pale boy with long black hair, and the other was a short red head. The tall one was speaking in a Snape accent, and told the other to
"Be quiet, Weasely, or it will be extra potions all week."
I high-fived him and gave him a free drink.
MLIA

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