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  1. s3mpiternal s3mpiternal
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 11:14am UTC
    how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to shut up and sit down. There's something wrong there.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Saying you ‘understand’ just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea on Earth.

  7. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 6:37pm UTC
    G☯✿D VIBES

  8. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    Me: *listening to music at school*
    Person: I can hear your music
    Me: good, you need a better taste in music anyways

  9. boring* boring*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 11:51am UTC
    me: finishes book
    me: slowly closes book
    me: THROWS BOOK ACROSS ROOM
    me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

  10. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:35am UTC
    ❝I'm afraid I’ll be a book that no one reads. Music that no one listens to anymore. I’m afraid I’ll be abandoned like a movie playing in an empty theater.

  11. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:02am UTC
    I giggle hysterically during horror movies to try and
    distract myself from the fact that I'll have nightmares
    for the next seven months.

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    To Wonderland


  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    UK Grading System:
    75-100 A+
    70-74 A
    64-69 A-
    60-63 B+
    55-59 B
    50-54 B-
    46-49 C+
    43-45 C
    38-42 C-
    35-37 D
    0-34 F
    US Grading System:
    100-93 A
    92-90 A-
    89-86 B+
    85-83 B
    82-80 B-
    79-77 C+
    76-74 C
    73-70 C-
    69-67 D+
    67-65 D-
    64-0 F
    UK-1, America-0

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    How to become Witty Famous:
    1) Be a guy who only post quotes saying "All girls are beautiful" but not mean a word of it.
    2) Be a guy who's secretly a girl.
    3) Steal from tumblr.
    4) Steal from iFunny.
    5) Claim to be best friends with someone who's witty famous.
    6) Claim to be awkward and ugly but you're actually a Victoria's Secret model or Hooters stripper.
    7) Be Steve.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
    told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
    "My boobs hurt!"
    "I need a man!"
    "If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
    "I can't drive!"
    "Why does nobody love me?"

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    what if the internet doesn't actually exist and
    you're just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and you're talking to people

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    I have a friend and her mom forced her to go to church against her will.
    When the holy water at the church touched her skin, she screamed "It burns." Long story short, she isn't allowed back in that church anymore.

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Dear girls who don't understand why wearing a cup is uncomfortable,
    Imagine wearing a hard plastic push up bra while you run around for sports.

  19. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Bullies suck.
    They make you hate yourself.
    They bring you down.
    They make you feel bad.
    They hurt you in every way.
    Bullies suck.
    Don't put up with them.
    Try to ignore them without seeming scared.
    Try to project confidence even if it's fake.
    If nothing works....
    Hit them in the head with a big book.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:01am UTC
    DO NOT
    I repeat, do not, let anyone tell you that your music taste is wrong. I don’t care if you worship Ke$ha and find her songs to be the most groundbreaking and inspiring thing on the planet. You do that! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I fully support your music choices, whether or not I enjoy listening to them.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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