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1. duanabanana
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 3:10am UTC
   One suicide victim..
   Who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge, left a note behind saying;
   "I'm going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump."
   
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2. duanabanana
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 2:59am UTC
   So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, Simply because..The wrong guy usually says all the right things.
   
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3. duanabanana
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 2:56am UTC
   Things I suck at;
   - being attractive
   - being normal
   - being likeable
   - being social
   - maths
   
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4. duanabanana
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   May 22, 2012 2:52am UTC
   Pretending as if you don't care..
   Then realizing how much you actually do.
   
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5. duanabanana
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   February 11, 2012 7:26am UTC
   I hope my Unicorn impales you.
   
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6. duanabanana
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 7:21am UTC
   "I'm pretty. You're pretty. Let's go home and stare at eachother."
   - Johnny Bravo.
   
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7. duanabanana
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 5:57am UTC
   If You Like Two People,
   always go with the second one, because if you really loved the first one,
   you would have never fallen for the second one. ♥
   
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