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MyWittyProfile
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December 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC

OK I AM VOICING QUOTING TYPING MY OPINION ON
TAYLOR SWIFT HATE
I haven't seen one hate quote about Taylor but I have seen hate quotes about Haylor. People saying they're not good together is different then hating Taylor. Ok. So all you Swifties calm down and all you Directioners calm down because it's their lives not yours. Obviously I'd be upset if Niall got a girlfriend but I'm not going to be like "OMQ THEIR NOT GOOD AND I WAS SUPP0SED 3 B ME!!!11!!!" All legit. Like.. okay if your crush got a girlfriend, you're going to make quotes about it.
idk.
This was pointless.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 4:28pm UTC

I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold.
I don't want my love to go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul.
I honestly miss Jesse McCartney's music more than anything.

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sammy*
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November 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC

"What are 5 things you want to do before you die?"
Me:
Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik,
& Louis Tomlinson

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WeAreTheBoys
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November 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

According to the documents in my neighbour's dustbin, I'm a "stalker".

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justasecretaccount
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 6:39pm UTC

I wonder if Taylor Swift
jams out to her own songs like I do..

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:53pm UTC

I'm about to write the greatest joke of all time.
The greatest joke of all time.

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Drake and Josh
Mindi: say fort.
Josh: fort.
Mindi: say it three times.
Josh: fort, fort, fort.
Mindi: spell it twice.
Josh: F-o-r-t, f-o-r-t.
Mindi: Say it two more times.
Josh: fort, fort.
Mindi: Now, what do you eat soup with?
Josh: Hahaha, you can't out smart me! A fork!
Mindi: Oh really, because I eat soup with a spoon..

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC

what is love?
In math: an equation
In history: a war
In art: a heart
In me: you ♥

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Raining_Sunshine
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November 27, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Teacher: Can anybody tell me the name of the longest river in the world?
Random kid: The one named after the guy in One Direction....

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Drake and Josh
Mindi: Fine, then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Josh: Only on one condition!
Mindi: What!?
Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

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carebear123
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Aren't we supposed to die in a month
or is that cancelled?

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amypond
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:53pm UTC

What if;
one day, google was deleted,
but we couldn't google what happened
to google...

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xxjuliarocksit556xx
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Rules for texting a girl:
1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply
2. Use good grammer
3. Ask questions
4. Use the :) face

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Detailed list of boys who like me:

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TheAwesomist
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Me: she is such a sluuuut.
My friend: Dont talk like that about others. you were born naked, for god's sake.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:29pm UTC

*In class walking back to my seat*
Me: lalalalala
Teacher: Come here.
Me: *Walks over to her* Yessss?
Teacher: *Pulls out a paper* What does this say?
Me: I dunno. Why don't you ask the 3 year old that wrote it?!
Teacher: Uh..
Me: What?
Teacher: This is your essay.
Me:
Teacher:
The 3 year old I tried to blame it on:
My dead fish:
Me: Wow, I really do have bad handwriting

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_brotips
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:42pm UTC

brotips #1410
if you send nothing but
one-word texts and
she still replies, she's
probably into you.
brotips.com

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Have you ever looked at someone and thought,
"You are a future pedophile."

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Justin Bieber at AMA's
grabbing his pants to make it seem like he's grabbing his d//ck but that's impossible.
he don't got one.

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