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sugrfree
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June 15, 2013 2:27am UTC

Everyone for slavery is free. Everyone for abortion is alive.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 14, 2013 9:47pm UTC

NHL Player: How old are you?
Me: How old do you need me to be?

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...*
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June 13, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Sometimes, I wonder if
witty famous people have thousands of accounts and just fav their own quotes

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Alexwise
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May 23, 2013 8:44am UTC

About 10 times a day I run into a dilemma that could be fixed easier if I had a flame thrower.

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† *
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May 22, 2013 10:30pm UTC

formatcreditLiveAllDay
I used to hate life.
Then you came along.
Now I REALLY hate life.

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soccertrack
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May 22, 2013 10:28pm UTC

In texting there is a HUGE difference between:
Bye and Byeee

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yourcool
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May 23, 2013 5:09pm UTC

your favorite celebrity could be
pooping right now and you wouldn't even know it

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yourcool
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May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Maicy Rasmus*
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May 22, 2013 9:48pm UTC

"I love Justin Bieber"
Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fu.cking chicken nugget do you...

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Styles has 6 letters.
Tomlinson has 9 letters.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I could never be a politician
because every time it was my turn
to talk in a debate, it would start off with
"Listen here you fuucking priick."

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yourcool
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May 23, 2013 5:33pm UTC

i'm sorry but you two can't get married.
the bible said adam and eve not rachel and shawn. come back when you've legally changed your names

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC

i'm no cactus expert but
i know a pr.ck when i see one

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:03pm UTC

has anyone found out the purpose
of the male nipple yet?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:10pm UTC

only 3 types of people tell the turth:
1. kids
2. drunk people
3. anyone who is p.issed the f.ck off

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 9:27pm UTC

three types of single girls:
the realistic ones: i'll probably never get a boyfriend because i'm ugly and unsocial
the confident ones: i'll get a boyfriend one day! i just need to wait for the right guy to come along
me: i'm pretty much the hottest person on this planet, guys don't fate me because they'll be burned by my awesomeness and hotness

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Should I go up to him and
say "I just want to know it
would be like" and just kiss
him?
or is that weird

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