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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 9:22am UTC

Conversation that actually happened with my uncle (who rarely uses the internet)
Mom: We have this treadmill that we don't have room for anymore, do you want it?
Uncle: No, I don't have any room for it either. But maybe you could sell it.
Me: Where would we sell it?
Uncle: Oh, you could sell it on Youtube.
Me:
Mom:
Uncle: What?
Me: Umm Youtube is for videos...
I think he meant ebay or Craigslist but I'm still not sure...All I know is that he wanted to sell it....On YOUTUBE

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Seeing someone from school in public
but being unsure if you should say hi to them or not because you feel rude not saying hi but it's someone you barely know so you don't know if it seems weird to say hi.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:21pm UTC

I love it when it rains because
it's an excuse for me to stay inside on Witty.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:51pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you say something sarcastically but people think you're being serious.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Dear Steve,
Please make a "random" category for quotes.
Sincerely,
My quote doesn't fit any of the categories except possibly funny, but my humor is really lame so it's only funny to me

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Clicking "Add a Quote"
and typing in random stuff, seeing if any ideas pop up, because you really want to post something but you completely lack inspiration.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Am I the only one that posts quotes I think of myself but then is afraid that maybe someone else thought of the same quote too and posted it before me but I never saw it just thought the same thing then gets afraid people will think it's jocked?

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I wonder what would happen if I blocked myself....

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 5:18pm UTC

When you think of a really good quote that you can't wait to post,
but then you sit there for a while debating about whether or not it's good enough, and then you decide not to post it.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 5:14pm UTC

The awkward moment when
I'm basically the only person on Witty who's never had a Stardoll...

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Me: *texting while my mom happens to be in the room*
Mom: Who are you texting?
Mom: What did they say?
Mom: What did you say?
Mom: Oh what did she reply to that?
Mom: What are you gonna say now?
Mom: I think you should say [insert answer here]
Is my mom the only one that does this?

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 6:49pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
You tag a quote as "funny" but no one thinks it's funny.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 6:24pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
You're with your friends in public and you see someone who you don't know that knows your parents, and they start talking to you and asking about your parents and you're just like "...Who are you?"

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 5:12pm UTC

The worst feeling
is having a friend replace you
with your worst enemy.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 7:15pm UTC

()_()
( '.')
o( )o
oo Bunny

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Having to type in a code that you see, and not being able to tell the difference between capital I (i) and lowercase l (L)

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 8:06am UTC

I honestly don't understand
Why people post quotes
that they KNOW are going to
cause drama.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

My friends are showing me
how flexible they are and all the things they can
do and I'm just here like:
"Well I can touch my toes..."

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 4:06pm UTC

It really annoys me that
a lot of the top quotes are just taken from tumblr and
there are a lot of good undiscovered quotes that wittians
actually think of themselves that don't make it to the top quotes.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 11:16am UTC

Does anyone here know how to make your own quote formats? If you do, please comment below. I need help!
(by the way, sorry this isn't a real quote, I just want to make my own formats and I have no idea how.)

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