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  1. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    I think it's pretty cool that i made a quote on here a while ago saying that witty should get notifications.
    I think it sucks that i deleted that quote when i was cleaning my page -__-

  2. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    I CAN RELATE...
    When kids my age are talking about how much they love having sexx and i'm just sitting here like.. i love arts and crafts.

  3. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    I CAN RELATE...
    When you drop something at the store and you don't put it back properly and you see a worker staring at you.

  4. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    I CAN RELATE...
    When you sit down with shorts on and your thighs become 23456543x bigger.

  5. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    I CAN RELATE...
    When someone doesn't understand your amazing sense of humor.

  6. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 1:17am UTC
    I CAN RELATE...
    Sending a message and regretting it.

  7. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    A girls diet will ALWAYS start tomorrow.

  8. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    Hello.
    Allow me to introduce myself.
    My name is Adam and I'm 23.
    Tomorrow is my birthday...but I will not age.
    I will stay a broken, 23 year old man for the rest of my life.
    Or should i say...death?
    It was a busy August evening, the sun was just setting and the there was a slight coastal breeze.
    It was a great day to take my girlfriend Amy out on my new motorcycle.
    We were speeding down the highway for a good 20 minutes until I realized my breaks were no longer working.
    Just then she said to me, "Slow down, I'm scared!"
    I told her, "No, this is fun!"
    As I pressed buttons I was unfamiliar with, she screamed, " No it's not! This is too scary!"
    That moment, I knew this was it, there was traffic way up ahead. "Tell me you love me" I told her.
    "Ok! Fine, I love you! Now please slow down!" she shouted.
    "Now hug me." I told her.
    She hugged me, we were getting closer to the traffic up ahead.
    "Can you take this helmet off me and put it on? It's really bugging me."
    She did as I said and I told her that I will always love her.
    Those were my last words to her.
    The next day in the newspaper: A motorcycle crashed caused by break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle but only one survived.
    I love Amy, I still do. I didnt want to her know what had happened with the brakes. Instead I wanted one last hug from her and exchange our last "I Love You's" Then I made her put on my helmet because I wanted her to live even if it meant I had to die.
    <3

  9. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
    SPACE 2
    2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3
    IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
    3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
    SPACE 7
    .
    4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
    SPACE 4
    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
    KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
    6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
    LUCKY STAR
    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
    PERSON IN NUMBER 3
    8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
    PERSON IN 7
    9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
    YOUR MIND
    10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
    FEEL ABOUT LIFE
    11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
    LUCKY NUMBER
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    repost this
    WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
    IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

  10. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:52am UTC
    Daisy: Mommy, why did you name me daisy?
    Mom: a daisy fell on your head when you were born :)
    Rose: Mommy, why did you name me rose?
    Mom: a rose fell on your head when you were born :)
    Cynderblock: BKLNCFIBSNDKVSKJBVLDN
    Mom: shut up cynderblock!

  11. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    I'm not apologizing for your mistake

  12. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    favorite if you dont read those loooong stories people post.

  13. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 11:31pm UTC
    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
    Dear Mom,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
    you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
    house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
    than my
    report card which is in my desk drawer.
    I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
    I would definetly use this but tweak it a lil' bit. =)

  14. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 1:26am UTC
    Press shift 5 times. click either yes or ok.
    press shift 10 times(really fast!)
    you will hear cool robot sounds!!

  15. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    Random Fact #11
    The sound of [[E.T.]] walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

  16. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    ,-/+
    Now EVERYTIME i go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down.
    I'm walkin on Sunhsine woahhh!
    ~*~*~*~

  17. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 5:53pm UTC
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  18. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 1:14am UTC
    shirts are so funny! I was walking in King Kullen and there was a mom with her little baby. The baby had to be little because it still oculdnt walk and it had no hair. well, anyway the shirt was so cute, it said:
    Party -- My Crib - Two A.M.
    I added some editing

  19. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 1:07am UTC
    When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then
    [[ wonder how the heck you did it.]]

  20. dreamgirl5196 dreamgirl5196
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 12:53am UTC
    I am in shape. {Round} is a shape.
    Ha! I saw that on a chubby kids shirt!^^

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