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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Having a sarcastic conversation
    with yourself when people are ignoring you.

  2. alannajmiller alannajmiller
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Does Anyone Else
    smell the scent trail people leave when they walk by.
    i know im creepy, but i know im not alone.

  3. Denisewitty Denisewitty
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Do you feel like a man
    when you push her around?
    Do you feel better now,
    as she falls to the ground?
    Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

  4. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Why test on animals when theres a prison full of pedophiles?

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    When my pencil falls in the middle of the class,
    I drag it with my feet because I'm to lazy to get up.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    well, I'm off to club Bed.
    Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.

  7. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  8. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    The Wizard of Oz
    Ultimate chick flick.
    Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
    nmf. nmq.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    And then my soul saw you
    and it kind of went
    ''Oh, there you are.I've been looking for you.''

  10. purplehaze purplehaze
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:44am UTC
    here's to all us
    socially akward penguins
    <:
    | |
    - -

  11. fearless12xoxo fearless12xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Home Alone= Food, singing as loud as possible, witty, facebook and even more food
    NMF

  12. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guys phone goes off*
    Jock: who was that, your girlfriend?
    (everyone laughs)
    Nerd: nope, it was yours.
    dead silence.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. pinklover pinklover
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    ever wonder
    If he thinks.
    And talks to his friends
    About you?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. lilsoccergirl lilsoccergirl
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I always have hopeless crushes
    on people I have no chance with.

  16. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    GETTING HOME ON A FRIDAY♥
    skinny jeans off- sweat pants on.
    Hair up- makeup down.
    Butt meet couch-mouth meet food.
    Cell phone on the left-Ipod on the right.
    Headphones in- World out.
    Sleep the rest of the day-party the rest of the night.
    all mine♥

  17. thinkpink6360 thinkpink6360
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    attractive person: hi
    me: why are you making fun of me

  18. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I wonder ...
    How many strangers have taken a photo with me in the background.

  19. thatstoryyouneverknew thatstoryyouneverknew
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Dear new clothes,
    When i rip the tag off,
    i expect the little plastic thing;
    to come off too,
    Sincerely
    a n n o y e d,
    and looking for the scissors.

  20. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    It's funny when
    a bad guy is running away and the police say "GET BACK HERE!". Yeah, I don't think they plan on stopping.

:)

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