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  1. dreambig01 dreambig01
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    My parents
    should be proud
    I' m a d d i c t e d t o w i t t y , n o t d r u g s .

  2. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    in those times
    when you just can't stand life, you have to pull it together, and remind yourself that things
    will get better
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:42pm UTC
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  4. tswiftfan13 tswiftfan13
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Pulling out gum
    at school is like
    pulling out crack
    at a rehab center.
    nmf

  5. Brittany_55 Brittany_55
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Apparently
    Parents don't get sarcasm.

  6. imjustonegirl imjustonegirl
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Practicing your signature
    over and over again, just incase you become famous.

  7. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Number of people that find me attractive:
    -1
    Number of people that find my best friend attractive:
    549342

  8. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    that ridiculous smile
    that decides to show up whenever you're talking to the person you like.

  9. ThatsSooTaylor ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:10am UTC
    Format by Shauna1612
    Dear Sleep,
    We had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.

  10. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Interviewer: If you had an elephant, where would you hide it?
    Harry: In a room.
    Liam: In a tunnel.
    Louis:Why are we hiding elephants?

  11. jennalovesmonkeys jennalovesmonkeys
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    google
    sexiest boy alive
    search about 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    did you mean, Niall Horan?
    nmf.
    credit to paperlung

  12. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Friends
    buy you lunch
    Best friends
    eat your lunch

  13. maaaaay_bay12 maaaaay_bay12
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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  14. Katherinee Katherinee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:22am UTC
    The awkward moment when your
    laughing so hard
    THAT YOU CAN'T LAUGH ANYMORE
    And end up sitting, and clapping like a retarded seal.

  15. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
    Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
    Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
    Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
    Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
    Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
    Little girl: Then you ask him.
    nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    I'm not afraid of trying.
    {I'm afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.}

  17. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Guys on witty are so lucky
    They get the insideScoop on what girls want.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. JustMeHere JustMeHere
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    *Has 6 Petals*
    1st: He loves me.
    2nd: He loves me not.
    3rd: He loves me.
    4th: He loves me not.
    5th: He loves me.
    6th: He Loves Me Not.
    *rips in half*
    Awh he loves me ♥
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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