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Gpc11
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December 20, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Justin Beiber's announcement that he is retiring from music was just a joke. You can't retire from something you never did.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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December 20, 2013 2:48pm UTC

if grandma has been run over by a reindeer
every Christmas eve since 1979,
I'm beginning to think that it wasn't an accident...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 1:39pm UTC

in love. ♥
Format by Breeze

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Hale_Storm18
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December 20, 2013 9:17pm UTC

teacher: the athletic directors have made it clear that grades come before sports.
sam: unless you're a football player.

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:04am UTC

WHAT IF I NEED YOU?
Would you even try to save me?♥

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Infinity on high*
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December 20, 2013 7:38pm UTC

“
The one thing worse than a boy who hates you;
A boy who loves you."
- Markus Zusak

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 10:25pm UTC

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:39am UTC

Sometimes you tell someone
to never call you again
and then the phone rings
and you hope it's them
----
It's the most twisted logic
of all time!
-John Mayer

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 8:45am UTC

but I'm not an inspration
I am a warning sign
I am what you don't want your kids to be

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epictacos
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Before running: "AWWW YEAAH! LET'S DO THIS!"
During running: "I hate my life my legs hurt I can't breathe I have 2 more miles to go and this song sucks..."

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CharliesTheName
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December 20, 2013 7:30pm UTC

The Sharpest Lives
Gerard: So why don't you blow me
Gerard: *pause*
Gerard:
Gerard:
Gerard:
Gerard: a kiss before she goes

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cocopuffs
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December 20, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak

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Parrotfish*
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:59pm UTC

But if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothings
changed at all?
Please don't remove this!

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:18am UTC

❅ You don't know how lovely you are. ❅

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there
was this boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and
he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me
and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 10:30am UTC

Imagine one cold night you are laying in bed, feeling lonely and sad. You door opens a crack,
and you hear your favorite character’s voice whisper your name. They think you are asleep,
and slowly walk towards you.
They start stroking your hair and tell you how they wish they could meet you when you’re awake,
because you’re such an interesting person.
~How you respond to this is up to you~

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 1:31pm UTC

∞
is overrated, anyway. ♥

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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:48am UTC

I hate how you're just born
out of nowhere,
forced to go to school,
forced to get an education,
forced to get a job,
What if I wanted to be a Cat?!

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:01am UTC

I'M SO SICK
of worrying that you're gonna quit over anything...

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