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downwithunicorns

Status: school-uuuugggg.

Member Since: 3 May 2012 02:28pm

Last Seen: 5 Apr 2013 08:54pm

Location: why should you care about this pathetic life form?

Gender: F

user id: 297042

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  1. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:36am UTC
    other people dancing:
    (>-_-)> (^-_-)^ <(-_-<)
    *unce unce unce unce*
    Me dancing:
    ~(*o*)~ (o.0) ((._.))
    *I have ARMS! Let them wiggle! WHAT DID I JUST DO. I am in my bubble of shame. Do not disturb the bubble of shame.*

  2. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:25am UTC
    I haz a format.
    (but secretly, I really wanted a bucket. And a cheezburger.)

  3. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    kimsenin seyr kimi rəqs
    numquam nocui diligere
    cantar como ninguén está escoitando
    生活就像地球上的天堂
    now go to Google translate and translate each line (seperatly- they're all different languges) to get the quote!

  4. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    It's not revenge,
    it's Karma!

  5. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Making bracelets....

  6. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:12am UTC
    IT'S SAD WHEN....
    The sentence
    "STOP EATING MY COMPUTER!"
    Becomes normal.

  7. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:09am UTC
    COFFEE!
    DO
    DUMB
    THINGS
    FASTER
    WITH
    MORE
    ENERGY!

  8. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    WHEN YOU COMPLAIN,
    80% of the people you complain to don't care.
    The other 20%?
    They think you deserve what you're getting.

  9. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    When you put your headphones in,
    and you start dancing while sitting in your desk,
    and your friend turns around and just stares.

  10. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:06am UTC
    Please exuse me while I go bang my head against a brick wall.

  11. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 1:38am UTC
    I want a boy
    that loves to hold my hand
    can compare me to a rhinocerous and still make me sound atractive
    will do everything in his power to stop the bleeding
    will dance in the rain with me
    doesn't mind that I love cats
    Hugs me when I'm sad or lonely
    will convert from 11:11 wishes to 12:34 wishes
    will have a million inside jokes
    can listen to me ramble and rant
    won't mind it if I have hands covered in sharpie
    Must love Harry Potter
    doesn't mind that I'm a socialy akward penguin.

  12. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    I love drinking water after chewing
    SPEARMINT GUM :)

  13. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    AND SUDDUNLY,
    All the love songs were about you

  14. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Humankind
    is Born crying
    Lives complaining
    and Dies disapointed

  15. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Teacher: I hope you aren't passing notes!
    Me: Of course not!
    Teacher: Good.
    Me: Beacause texting is so much easier!

  16. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 11:45am UTC
    *cute guy walks into the room*
    Friend: Hey-
    Me: *punch*

  17. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 10:10am UTC
    WHY IS IT,
    that the cookies are always out of reach,
    but the toxic cleaning stuff is right under the sink?

  18. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Little curly-haired girl,
    only age 3,
    she wants to be big
    she wants to be free
    Oh little curly-haired girl,
    hold your momma tight
    kiss her cheek
    sing her goodnight
    Little curly-haired girl,
    only age 7,
    doesn't need a stepstool
    but she's prayin' to heaven
    Oh little curly-haired girl,
    by your mothers grave
    you gotta be big
    you gotta be brave
    Little curly-haired girl
    only age 9,
    your daddy's gettin' married
    but your gonna be fine
    Oh little curly-haired girl
    packin' your bag
    don't run away
    this is only a lag
    Little curly-haired girl,
    only age 11,
    the kids at school tease her
    she wishes she were 7
    Oh curly-haired girl,
    red on your arm
    your hatin' yourself
    you've gotta cause harm
    Little curly-haired girl,
    Age 15,
    learnin' to drive
    learnin' to scream
    Oh little curly-haired girl
    Boy on your arm
    your daddy is worried
    But its no cause for alarm
    Little curly-haired girl,
    Age 21
    she's sayin' her vows
    she ain't gonna run.
    Oh little curly-haired girl,
    laughin' on home
    you've learned to be free
    you've learned to roam
    Little curly-haired girl,
    Age 87,
    she's waitin' for the day
    she gets along to heaven
    Oh little curly-haired girl,
    don't grow to fast,
    your're changin' the world
    but you're comin' home at last

  19. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:02am UTC
    I can't even listen to the radio anymore.
    Even the music has deserted me.

  20. downwithunicorns downwithunicorns
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Life is Meh.

:)

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