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nevershoutnever98
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August 31, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Obviously I'm going to care that you're my best friend and you want to go out with my Ex

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:25pm UTC

"Doomsday" is on
a Friday.
a school day.
what makes me happy is that if the world really did end on that day, i'd die with him and 3 of my closest friends.
honestly, i'd rather die in their arms than my family's.

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ask_a_guy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Hey Witty
I think my time is up
I've had a great time
helping you ladies
but i think its time to go
I love you guys
You were great
- Tommy
P.S I feel like I'm breaking up with you guys:/
Stay Beautiful

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3Words2Hearts1Lovex
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:12pm UTC

You're 15
You should be Feeling butterflies in your tummy, Not a baby.
♥

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YourFairytale
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:21pm UTC

I'll be 18 in two weeks,
Most girls my age want to lose their
virginity...
I just want him to give me my first kiss
on my Birthday
♡♡♡

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Girl: Even the weirdest girl at school has a boyfriend!
Me: No I don't.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:28pm UTC

The closer it is to the weekend, the closer it is to Monday again.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:09pm UTC

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it 's unfamiliar territory.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks... to the fridge.

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JustaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:32pm UTC

STOP SCROLLING!
You're beautiful;
Okay, now you may continue scrolling.
.
.
Believe what the ad above this says.
Cred// Breeze

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JerseyGurrl
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:22pm UTC

*Washing Hands*
*sleeve starts falling down*
NOOOO!
♥

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xoxo7777
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

-----------------------------------------♥--------------------------------------------
There's only..........
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you..
♥ I love you ♥
*plain white t's

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MarcuzIssexy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:40pm UTC

It started with your hips
|So i moved up to your lips|
{{Let's take a chance}}
Ask for a dance.
Cause you're the cutest thing on this side of the world♥

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smluvsart
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August 31, 2012 6:11pm UTC

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idonthaveagoodusername
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:28pm UTC

forget about the boy
who forgot about you.

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_brotips
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:19pm UTC

brotips #1156
do what you want, dude. if
you think you're going to
regret it in the morning, sleep
late.
brotips.com

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Dear best friends,
i hope you like being called at 12:OO in the morning for me to say Happy Birthday..
because i will.

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lexysingasong
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:59pm UTC

*girl in class wearing short shorts and a tank top*
Girl: It's soooo cold in here! Why is the air conditioning on?!
Me: ...Maybe if you wore actual clothes, you wouldn't be so cold.

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angelique99
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:33pm UTC

does anyone els realise,
that an ice cream truck is just a pedo van,
with a menu?
mind= blown

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