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  1. Maddy412 Maddy412
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:49pm UTC
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    Guy cuts in front of you in line:
    You: "Um, ladies first! oh...wait..sorry"
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  2. thatshouldbeme43 thatshouldbeme43
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    I'd give anything
    to be your
    everything

  3. lildancer297 lildancer297
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Try holding your nose for 9 seconds Saying "mmmm"
    Fave If you failed.

  4. cupcake069 cupcake069
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    When I grow up and have a child, I will name her Zoey.
    and she will thank me later,
    becasue her name will be at the bottom of everyones contact list,
    and she will never get forwards

  5. cheerflyer4ever1 cheerflyer4ever1
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:17pm UTC
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  6. smileforlove smileforlove
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:37pm UTC
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  7. pinkpanda pinkpanda
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
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    SOME PEOPLE ARE SOOO LUCKY
    They don't need a costume for Halloween ;)
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by DEATH.

  8. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:27am UTC
    every day im on witty now im going to write "your beautiful :)" to one girl each day
    :D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. girlainttrippin98 girlainttrippin98
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:11pm UTC
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  11. kiki6498 kiki6498
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    October 28, 2011 3:11pm UTC
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  12. stongee97 stongee97
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:59pm UTC
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    He's sucha QT 3.14!
    get it?;D
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  13. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Painting Nails
    With my good hand: comes out ok
    With my bad hand: looks likes a four year old painted them blindfoldly

  14. Graciepoolovesyou Graciepoolovesyou
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    I didn't do it...
    then why are you laughing?
    cause whoever did it is a legend!

  15. Kelly35 Kelly35
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    The many ways of
    asking a girl if she
    is on her period:
    Aunt Ruby in town
    Shark week
    Big Red
    Pussycat having a nose bleed
    Are you attracting lesbian vampires
    nmf/nmq

  16. mygem100 mygem100
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    October 28, 2011 3:05pm UTC
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  17. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    today
    I read the back of a video game box.
    It said "Mature 17+ Blood, Intense Violence, Strong language.
    Then I laughed because it reminded me of a girl on her period..

  18. lilbenji lilbenji
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:51pm UTC
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    Long But worth It
    a teacher in New York
    Was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said ...sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever.

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  19. demons* demons* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Beauty Is Pain ;

  20. KatieStokerxx KatieStokerxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 9:57am UTC
    There hasn't been one day since you left
    that I haven't fought the urge to put you back into my life.

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