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  1. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  2. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    RIGHT NOW
    HE'S PROBABLY BUYING HER SOME F R U I T Y L I T T L E D R I N K CAUSE SHE CAN'T SHOOT
    whiskey.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 9:57pm UTC
    IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
    away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Potato101 Potato101
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 11:44am UTC
    Dont f*ck with my feelings just because youre unsure of your own

  7. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Girl: Hey, watch where you're going!
    Me: Do they have that on Netflix?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:09am UTC
    & DID YA MISS ME WHILE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
    YOURSELF OUT THERE?

  10. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 12:19am UTC
    "love is when you tell a guy you like
    his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

  11. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    I am constantly stuck between
    "I dont need you"
    and
    "Please love me."

  12. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:33pm UTC
    DAMN,
    I USED TO
    LOVE
    THIS VIEW.

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent of not having any talent
    and making money out of it.

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    "YOU'LL NEVER BE
    WHAT HE WANTS"

  16. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:03am UTC
    do you want to build a snowman?

  17. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    HOW TO BE HAPPY
    RULE 0056
    Stop comparing yourself to others.

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 5:19am UTC
    Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:24pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER JUST SEE A GIRL WHO STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR BUT THERE'S ONE PIECE THAT'S STILL WAVY AND IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH

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