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  1. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    "It's a joke, not a p3nis,
    don't take it so hard."

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    I just witnessed a miracle.
    McDonald's got my order right.
    Oh wait, nevermind. They forgot the fries.

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    I hate when people call their grandparents weird names
    instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

  4. ashleychambssss ashleychambssss
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    The world would be a much better place if we would all just stop pretending like we know everything about everyone

  5. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    ℉.ม¢Ҝ Îτ $h¡┼ HλþþεNร

  6. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    i never heard the - - - - - - - - - - - -
    words
    that i needed so bad.

  7. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    "One day you're gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn't perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can't bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn't."

  8. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Love is louder
    than the pressure to be
    perfect.♥

  9. NyanCah NyanCah
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    *gets hit by car*
    *gets rushed to hospital*
    *goes into coma*
    *wakes up 20 years later*
    *weakly reaches out hand*
    *hoarsly whispers*
    is mcr back yet
    nm tumblr ~

  10. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  11. BlueDreamer BlueDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
    - The perks of being a wallflower

  12. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Legend has it there's life outside the internet.

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Santa: what do you want for Christmas
    Me: Alex Gaskarth
    Santa: *Takes of glasses*
    *Wipes away tear*
    *Whispers*
    Same.

  14. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    If you can understand Fall Out Boy lyrics without looking them up then you're a god

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love.
    Me: A couple of music videos I guess

  16. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 7:48pm UTC
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  17. Niichole Niichole
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    December 5, 2013 9:55pm UTC
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  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Format by Breeze
    I'd rather have flowers in my hair than diamonds around my neck.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    1) Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute to Manhattan during the week and put in hours at a menial publishing job. Drive home to New Jersey on weekends to swim in the pool and cry to your mother. Smoke Gauloises on the fire escape. Let yellowing issues of Rolling Stone and Vogue pile into a protective fortress around your bed. Listen to Cat Power. Fall asleep mostly naked beneath the duvet watching SportsCenter and drinking earl grey. Date a Yankees fan and kiss his hands on the 4 Train into the Bronx.
    2) Run away to Barcelona. Eat milk chocolate magnum bars and drink cheap champagne. Burst into charming fits of laughter whenever you get embarrassed about butchering the Catalan language. Wear denim cutoffs, Dr. Pepper chapstick, and very little else. Go dancing at 3 a.m. Whiten your teeth. Tan your shoulders. Braid feathers into your hair. Perpetually wake up with sand caught in the thin cotton sheets of your tiny bed. Listen to the Rolling Stones and kiss all the longhaired boys you can get your hands on without ever having to apologize.
    3) Run away to Los Angeles. Sublet a studio in Venice three blocks from the beach. Listen to top 40 radio. Go to Chateau Marmont and charge drinks you can't afford to a long-dormant credit card. Sleep with the television actor who lives in the valley. Sleep with a musician who lives in Bel Air. Break things off with both of them when gas prices begin to rise. Find Gilda Radner's star on the Walk Of Fame and swallow a sob when you see the filthy cement around her name is cracked. Walk through the Venice Canals until the sun sets and you forget your own name. Call your mother crying from the parking lot of a 24-hour Ralph's supermarket. Tell her you want to come home.
    4) Run away to Paris. Gaze at the pink and pistachio glow of macarons in the window on Boulevard Saint-Germain. Listen to Joni Mitchell. Meet and Argentinean man in the Latin Quarter for drinks. Melt into his accent and kiss him goodnight, but return to your apartment alone because his face doesn't look enough like the man you are trying to forget. Get lost in the Richelieu Wing of the Louvre, admiring Napoleon's fine red damask. Walk alone along the Seine in an old dress, ten-dollar shoes, and an Hermes scarf. Fumble with the locks on the fence overlooking the river. They all have lovers' names etched into them and the girl who left the red heart-shaped lock has the same name as you.
    5) Run away to Martha's Vineyard. Write heartbroken stories during the day in front of a large fan that blows curls of humid hair across your tired face. Take a waitress job at The Black Dog at night and try hard not to drop too many trays. Learn to ride a moped. Pretend you're a Kennedy. Listen to Carly Simon. Eat hand-churned ice cream out of waffle cones. Visit the flying horses and consider how many girls just like you have sat on the same horse clutching for the same brass ring. Get stoned and dance barefoot down the length of the eroded Jaws beach. Date a Red Sox fan. Yell at each other during baseball games, and then kiss and make up between tangled sheets.
    --5 Fantasy Exit Strategies
    Courtney Preiss

  20. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    wow my hand is so cold….. i should stick it in my pocket to make it warm. or my sleeve. or your hand………. your hand could hold my hand…….. your hand could work…….. your hand could make my hand……. not cold……

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