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dizzysophie123
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Who else remembers when volleyball was "bolleyball?"

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dizzysophie123
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August 1, 2012 10:56am UTC

There's nothing left, I used to cryMy conversation has run dryThat's what's going onNothing's fine I'm tornI'm all out of faithThis is how I feelI'm cold and I am shamedLying naked on the floorIllusion never changedInto something realI'm wide awake and I can see
The perfect sky is torn

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dizzysophie123
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June 19, 2012 10:40am UTC

Like this and I will rate you on your-
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I will try my best to do everyone!
Im not tryng to get faves, Im just bored...

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dizzysophie123
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June 16, 2012 4:41pm UTC

That okward moment...
When you don't know how to spell awkward.

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dizzysophie123
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June 11, 2012 3:38pm UTC

The only twins I can tell apart are Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
Now that's just pathetic.

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dizzysophie123
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June 9, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Now that we're in middle school you'd think people would stop saying "plussing" and "minusing."

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dizzysophie123
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June 5, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I hate it when I tell someone "It''ll just take two secconds," and then they start counting.
Just me?

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dizzysophie123
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May 29, 2012 3:22pm UTC

I swear microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

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May 23, 2012 3:29pm UTC

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dizzysophie123
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May 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC

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When you're eating cereal and the last few pieces are like, "Catch me it you can, SUCKAAAAA!"
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dizzysophie123
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May 21, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Me: Siri, whats the meaning of life?
Siri: That is for you do find out.
Me: Woah... Siri... Thats deep.

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dizzysophie123
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May 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC

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Oh no,
You did NOT just call him Lewis.
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dizzysophie123
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May 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Bella: Sophie, I don't like you anymore
Me: Ok
Bella: Oh, here's your pencil, buddy
Me:
Bella:
Me:
Bella: I mean... NOT buddy
Oh Bella, I love you.

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dizzysophie123
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Its my Birthday!!!
Anyone Else?

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dizzysophie123
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April 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC

If people always say they look terrible in mirrors and photos,
Then why do they take those dumb mirror photos?

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dizzysophie123
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April 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Drake: Hey Josh,
look what came in the mail today!
Josh: It's a restraining order.
Drake: It says you can't go more than 300 feet near Oprah.
Josh: And this is good news, why?
Drake: Look who signed it.
Josh: Oprah winfrey... OH MY GOD. HEY EVERYBODY, I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH FROM OPRAH!!!!!
©jassayloux

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dizzysophie123
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:45pm UTC

You. Are.
Perfect.

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dizzysophie123
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Top Quotes on Witty:
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Me: How is that possible?

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dizzysophie123
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Reading the quotes from the top list, and thinking, "why didn't I come up with that?"

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dizzysophie123
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April 11, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Without using a calculator, answer this question -
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?

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