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divaballerina01
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July 28, 2011 12:43pm UTC

yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, but today is a gift, that is why we call it the present <3

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divaballerina01
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July 18, 2011 11:30pm UTC

kids in the backseat cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat cause kids :)

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divaballerina01
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July 15, 2011 11:24pm UTC

and who else thinks that the pink stuff on the video super bass looks like pepto bismol? :)

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divaballerina01
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July 15, 2011 10:14pm UTC

if strippers are known as exotic dancers, are drug dealers known as exotic pharmacists? :)

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divaballerina01
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July 13, 2011 12:36am UTC

and who else had a tooth tunes tooth brush when they were a kid? comment what song it was :)

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divaballerina01
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July 12, 2011 2:35am UTC

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divaballerina01
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July 11, 2011 11:08pm UTC

if loving you is wrong, then i dont want to be right..

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divaballerina01
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July 11, 2011 10:45pm UTC

im the girl ur mom will love, ur ex will hate, and the girl you'll want to be with forever <3

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divaballerina01
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July 11, 2011 9:34pm UTC

so theres a lion and a cheetah racing...the cheetah wins and the lion says "hey you cheetah!" then cheetah says "stop lion" :)

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divaballerina01
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July 11, 2011 8:51pm UTC

and who else listens to a terrible song on the radio because all the other good stations are on comericals :)

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divaballerina01
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July 11, 2011 8:45pm UTC

blonde joke!
a blonde and a brunette are watching the 11 pm news on a man and if he is going to jump off of a roof.
brunette- i will bet you 20 bux that guy will jump
blonde- ok
... after waiting a few minutes, he jumps.
the blonde then gives her money to the brunette.
brunette- i cant take ur money, i lied. i saw the 6 pm news and knew tht he would jump.
blonde- no its ok! i did too, but i didnt think he would be stupid enough to jump again!
:)

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divaballerina01
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July 11, 2011 8:40pm UTC

and who else locks your pet in your room so they will stay with you :)

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divaballerina01
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July 9, 2011 12:09am UTC

corny pick up lines-
gee, that's a nice set of legs. what time do they open?
excuse me, but i lost my phone number. can i have yours?
is your dad a baker? cause you have some rad buns!

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July 9, 2011 12:02am UTC

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divaballerina01
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July 8, 2011 11:53pm UTC

Enjoy the best things in your life
Cuz you aint gonna get to live it twice
They say you waste time asleep
But I'm just tryna dream
-mac miller<3

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divaballerina01
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July 8, 2011 2:11pm UTC

and who else follows guys on witty cause they are hot? :)
come on, i see how many followers some of these guys have, thn i look and they have barely any quotes. :) ik i do <3

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divaballerina01
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June 30, 2011 9:05pm UTC

that depressing moment:
when the oreo isnt the milks favorite cookie..

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divaballerina01
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June 30, 2011 8:59pm UTC

for the land of the free, and the homee of the brave <3

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divaballerina01
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June 30, 2011 8:50pm UTC

cinderella walked on broken glass,
sleeping beauty let a lifetime pass,
belle fell in love with a beast,
jasmine chose a poor man,
ariel spent her life on land.
we come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see the imperfections <3

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divaballerina01
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June 30, 2011 8:39pm UTC

dont worry if your single, God's looking at yu right now saying.... I'm saving this girl for someone special <3

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