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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    “You can’t just make me different and then leave.” «

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 9:26am UTC
    "I know that's what people say: you'll get over it. I'd say it too, but I know it isn't true. Oh, you'll be happy again, never fear. But you won't forget. Every time you fall in love it will be because something in the man reminds you of him."

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    Look at us, we're drifting.
    •our conversations are starting to get shorter.
    •it’s harder to find something for us to talk about.
    •it doesn’t even feel like it’s affecting you.
    •at least tell me if you don’t want to talk any more instead of making me feel like i did something wrong.
    •i just miss how we were before.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:24am UTC
    giving someone who hurt you in the past a second chance is like handing them another bullet.
    there's a chance they'll throw that bullet into the sea and never shoot at you again
    there's a chance they'll put the bullet in their pocket and wait for the right moment
    & there's a chance that they'll load that gun and shoot you straight through the heart

  5. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:21am UTC
    NO.
    Don't say "no offense" right when you're gonna
    OFFEND ME.
    SHUT UP.
    It's
    POINTLESS.
    JUST GO F//CK YOURSELF.

  6. Matt_ Matt_
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:03am UTC
    Flo from Progressive should date Jake from State Farm.

  7. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 9:49am UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    If home is where
    the heart is,
    then you are my
    home,
    because my heart
    has always been
    with you
    (Julie Martinez)

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

  11. Wheeling Wheeling
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:09am UTC
    Me: *listening to music while eating chips*
    Plain White T's: A thousand miles seems pretty far
    Plain White T's: But they've got planes and trains and cars
    Plain White T's: I'd walk to you if I had no other way
    Me: That sounds like a lot of work
    Me: If I eat another chip
    Me: I can just roll there
    Plain White T's:
    Me:
    Plain White T's:
    Me: That's another way

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    I believe the best relationships come from friendships.
    You start out as complete strangers, then you start to get to know each other. You begin to realize that you have a lot in common, and you actually become quite close. Then one day, you realize that you have more immense feelings for them than just friendly feelings; you like them, like a lot. The two of you start dating, and everything just feels right. They're your best friend, you grew with them, you know them better than anyone, you love them. Friendships are that tiny spark that grow into a wildfire, lighting your relationship on fire and making it burn like crazy. Burn, in a good way. Yeah, friendships become the best relationships, if you let them.

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    how i feel during school:

    (hover over)

  15. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:23am UTC
    I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:43am UTC
    the moment you realize
    that your bones are made of the same dust
    as the planets,
    your lungs are breathing the same air
    as the migrating butterflies,
    and your blood is pumping because
    of the love and care of thousands;
    is when you realize
    that you are not as broken
    as you think you are.
    you are full
    of the world.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:40am UTC
    fun fact of the evening:
    every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death

  18. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    *bird chirps*
    me: wtf what tab is that coming from

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:09am UTC
    everyone knows that story. everyone knows the story where the knight slays the dragon to save the princess's life, they kiss, and then they live happily ever after.
    i prefer the story where the dragon fell in love with the princess first.
    i prefer the story where he tried to tell her he loved her but smoke billowed from his mouth instead, and he tried to hold her close to him but his claws tore her dress and scratched her skin.
    in that story, the dragon is so in love that he burns the world to the ground in search of something - anything that is brighter than she is.
    (in that story, the dragon lies down in the mud and lets the knight slay him, because it's easier than having to watch the way she looks at him.)

  20. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:15am UTC
    No matter how smart she appeared,
    * she was fragile at her core

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