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saraeatshearts
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December 29, 2014 11:59pm UTC

I walk into my bedroom when the lights are turned off. I don't bother turning them on since I'm going to bed and instinctively know were my bed is. I sit down and immediately something goes wrong. A warm furry thing jumps and I completely lose it. I turn on the lights on there is a cat in my room. I sat on a cat.
We don't have a cat.
I just now found out that my sister has been harboring a cat in our house, without anyone knowing, for the past week and a half.
This is my life. This is the type of people I live with.

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Abbbbby*
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December 30, 2014 12:37pm UTC

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Dad tried to raise a lady
but mom won.
She raised a woman who won't take c r a p from anyone
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NMF

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Alexcakees
posted a quote
August 14, 2014 11:07pm UTC

It sucks.
When you find a really great guy,
but you just can't help comparing
him to another.

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永久*
posted a quote
August 15, 2014 11:31am UTC

Walking away but not letting go.

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Goner*
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August 15, 2014 2:06am UTC

"You'd lose your mind, trying to understand mine"

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
August 14, 2014 8:24pm UTC

reasons why winter is better than summer:
•little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
•sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
•the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
•sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
•snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
•no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
•it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
•everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lexiSut_xoxox
posted a quote
August 14, 2014 8:35pm UTC

I wish
someone would show me a whole new world...
nmf

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
August 9, 2014 2:41pm UTC

It's
too
cold
outside
for
angels
to
fly.

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*Princess JoJo*
posted a quote
June 16, 2014 1:18pm UTC

That moment when you see the fridge filled up
**Best Day Ever**

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AubreeMae
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June 16, 2014 5:22pm UTC

Those special memories of you will always bring a smile,
if only I could have you back for just a little while.
Then we could sit and talk again,
just like we used to do,
you always meant so very much,
and always will do too.
The fact that you're no longer here,
will always cause me pain,
but you're forever in my heart, until we meet again.
I love and miss you so very much.

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again
posted a quote
June 16, 2014 4:05pm UTC

I accidentaly sent my dad a text saying "HAPPY FATHEAD DAY!!!!!:D".........

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
June 17, 2014 2:12am UTC

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2014 7:31pm UTC

can i have an extra day to write this paper
i fractured my motivation

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kelly*
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April 26, 2014 3:22am UTC

*frozen*
Anna asks Elsa to build a snowman with her for 10 years
Elsa builds one without her

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
April 26, 2014 8:03am UTC

SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE,
fourteen billion faces.

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SANDD*
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 10:08am UTC

I don't think I've ever felt so alone

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RIP
posted a quote
April 20, 2014 12:15pm UTC

That girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.
That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting make up on hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is aboused enough at home.
That man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
That guy you just make fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 1:40pm UTC

You cannot walk
aggresively in
wet flip flops.

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