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dinosaur123

1. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   Admit it:
   You have once said to a really annoying kid ,"no one likes you!"
   but a couple seconds later you say,"just kidding"
   cuz you felt bad
   :/
   
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2. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 8:07pm UTC
   That witty moment when:
   you don't know what category to put your quote under
   so you just pick funny
   
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3. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 8:05pm UTC
   Five main reasons a girl stop texting a guy:
   1.Shes mad at you
   2. your annoying
   3. shes playing hard to get
   4.you got boring bro
   5. you used the letter "K"
   
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4. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 4:52pm UTC
   i love jenna marbles!
   (www.youtube.com)
   
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5. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   -walks in te house from school-
   -sees your dog-
   AWWWH HEEEY BABIES!
   -gives hugs and kisses than 10 minutes later-
   SHUT UP! STOP BARKING AT EVERYTHING!
   OH MY GOD!
   -20 minutes later-
   AWWWH I LOVE YOU<3
   
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6. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
   People say hate is a strong word...
   while, people throw the word love around...
   like it's nothing
   :/
   
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7. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   how come when girls mismatch socks its cute?
   but,when a guy does it people are like
   "thats so gay!"
   Nice world we live in today :/
   
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8. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 4:19pm UTC
   Error: press any key to continue
   no,no,no,no,NOT THAT ONE!
   
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9. dinosaur123
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   Boy: i am just gonna come out and say it...
   Girl: say what?! (:
   Boy: that you drive me wild and always make me smile, i love you ally <3
   Girl: this is addison :/
   Boy: oh yea well funny story...hey look a donkey!
   Girl: oh your looking in the mirror?
   
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10. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    What doesn't kill you...only makes you stronger<3
    
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11. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Teenage post #3
    That feeling when you want to kill everyone
    you see for no apprent reason...
    
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12. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    B- because
    I- its
    N- not
    G- google
    Mind = Blown
    
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13. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Haters gonna Hate,
    Potaoes gonna potate,
    Waiters gonna wait,
    Aligaters gonna Aligate...
    but,
    i will only let my haters be my motivators,
    and there gonna motivate (:
    
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14. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I LOL
    @ your Swag
    <3
    
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15. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    i know life is unfair but this is
    freaking ridiciouls!
    
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16. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    Teenage post #3
    That awkward moment in class
    when your stomach decides to make
    that stupid dying whale sound...
    
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17. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Teenage post #2
    That LIKE A BOSS moment
    when you get a answer right in class
    and the smart person doesnt
    :D
    
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18. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Reasons i check my voice mail...
    []To see who called
    [<3] to get that stupid icon off my screen
    xD
    
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19. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Teenage post #1
    My friend said,"oions are the only food that can make you cry"
    But,that was before i hit her with a watermelon!
    -fav if i should do more (:
    
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20. dinosaur123
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Boy: my hair looks like white trash today!
    Girl: white trash? lol & no. if anyones hair looks like what ever "white trash" is it was my hair!
    Boy: sike, you look beautiful<3
    Girl: awwwh
    -blushes-
    Boy: i love you (:
    Girl: what?!
    Boy: sorry my cat stepped on my mouth? :/
    Girl: shut up and kiss me(:
    boy: -bites his lip& smiles-
    -kisses -
    Girl: iloveyouto<3
    -true story (:
    
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