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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxcarlaannxx
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December 20, 2010 10:37am UTC

my regular heartbeat:
___/\___/\___/\___/\
my heartbeat when i see you:
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
♥

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MissAnna
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December 20, 2010 10:04am UTC

It's a Sweater; it's a Vest!
it's a sweater - vest! :D

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xomadzz
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December 19, 2010 6:12pm UTC

I Hope You Know
y o u r a l l I e v e r t h i n k a b o u t ♥

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Slawter
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December 19, 2010 11:19am UTC

Girl: Hey!
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: There's a girl I really want to ask out, but I'm too nervous..
Girl: Aww, you can practice asking her out on me.
Boy: Okay.. Well, you're amazing. You're absolutely beautiful and you're funny and smart and everything I could ever wish for. Will you go out with me?
Girl: Yes. See, it was easy! Now go and ask her out.
Boy: I just did..
♥

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 3:15pm UTC

So Today..
myself and my boyfriend had a fight.
...No ordinary fight...
It was a fight that included
a milk carton, and a knife.
Lets just say the milk carton didn't make it.
MLIA.

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jkillah
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 6:17pm UTC

we used to talk for hours.
i m i s s t h a t
now we can't even hold a conversation for 5 minutes.
i m i s s y o u.

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XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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December 19, 2010 6:30pm UTC

They say;
Birthmarks are where you were killed
in your last life.
i have a birthmark on my tongue.
what the hell happened?

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Secretninja993
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December 19, 2010 12:26pm UTC

Boy, I know this might sound crazy
But I think I wanna marry you
♥

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jkillah
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December 19, 2010 6:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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anonymouus
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 4:03pm UTC

come back to me, like you would if;
this was a movie♥

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EmotionalTrickery
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December 19, 2010 1:18pm UTC

When I was a kid
and I got mad at my mom, I would step on cracks as revenge.♥
format credit to smilex0

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holdergirl13
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December 19, 2010 5:12pm UTC

Wanna hear a joke?
It’s funny… You’ll laugh
Three prisoners get summoned to the fields by the King to earn their freedom. The King says, “Each of you must venture into the forest and bring me back 10 fruit of your choice.
The first prisoner brings back 10 apples.
The King then says, “Okay now you have to put them up your butt without making a sound or face.”
1…2…*Ahhhh*
He makes a sound so his head gets chopped off.
The second prisoner brings back 10 blueberries.
The King then says, “Okay now you have to put them up your butt without making a sound or face” 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…*Laugh*
He makes a sound so his head gets chopped off.
In Heaven the two prisoners meet up.
Prisoner #1:Why’d you laugh you were so close to being free?
Prisoner #2:I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.

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greenstripes22
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December 19, 2010 2:59pm UTC

Favorite if:
You & your friend have the one
Guy♥
Who you completely obsess over
& he has no idea(:

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NoSecondChancesx3
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 1:54pm UTC

LIFE IS COMPLICATED.
.... so just go back to bed.
♥

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anonymouus
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 2:43pm UTC

i want a boy that saves my texts and looks back at them whenever he misses me♥

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MakeMeSMiLE0034
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 11:44am UTC

I realized that I can't look at a
:)
without seeing a smiley face...

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shine
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 4:06pm UTC

girls, here's the deal
eventually you're going to fall in
complete, head-over-heels
love
with your best guy friend.
but it's okay,
(because he will too)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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babiiash95
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 12:54pm UTC

dear cupid!
please shoot both of us next time.
*notmyformat*

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