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devon1234567

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Member Since: 24 Sep 2010 07:05pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 126223

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  1. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 5:39pm UTC
    PROCRASTINATION
    I'll make a quote about it later.

  2. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    The worst time to have a
    heart attack
    is during a game of charades

  3. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    Saying
    ‘I’m sorry’
    is the same as saying
    ‘I apologize.’
    Except at a funeral.

  4. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.

  5. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 9:12am UTC
    A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict.
    Because a fridge starts in a box then moves to a house.

  6. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 10:35pm UTC
    I think its funny that cologne rhymes with alone.

  7. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    Sort of is a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of, it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after I love you or You’re going to live or It’s a boy.

  8. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it it says go outside.

  9. devon1234567 devon1234567
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.

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