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  1. kiko3221 kiko3221
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    when you see a hot guy and you're just like
    asdghkdfjlslodkfjgnaloh
    GET IN MY PANTS.


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  4. BrittanyLoveYou2 BrittanyLoveYou2
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:02am UTC
    Put you cursor over this quote!
    Did your cursor disappear?
    like if it did (:

  5. piinkx0l0v33 piinkx0l0v33
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
    fave once you found the mitsake.

  6. preciouswings preciouswings
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    July 13, 2011 8:50pm UTC
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  7. ForeverYounggx3 ForeverYounggx3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Top reasons to like
    a status:
    1: Hahaha. that's pretty funny.
    2. I completely agree.
    3. I know that this is about me, so i'm purposely liking it.
    4. I want to bang the s h i t out of you.

  8. klfdforlife klfdforlife
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:12am UTC
    If all girls started wearing no make up and comfortable clothes, guys would have no choice but to fall for the naturally pretty ones.

  9. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:56am UTC
    Dear Teenagers,
    How would you like it if someone
    turned you on, then left?
    Sincerely Light Bulbs.

  10. heyimKimberly heyimKimberly
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:21pm UTC
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  11. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    A,B,C,D;
    hm, well i havent choose B in like 4 questions so ill choose that one.

  12. iloveechocolate3 iloveechocolate3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    wife : Honey can you please fix the sink?
    husband : No I'm not a Plummer.
    wife : Then can you help me take care of the kids please?
    husband : I'm not a babysitter!
    wife : Can you bring me some things from the pharmacy?!
    husband : No I'm not a driver!
    The next day the husband came back from work and he found everything was done
    husband : Did you do all this?
    wife : Nope, our neighbor said he would do every thing if I slept with him or made him a sandwich.
    husband : Oh, And I'm sure you made him a sandwich right?
    wife : No. I'm not a cook.

  13. loveorhate loveorhate
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    I texted my boyfriend today and said
    "hey babe, our anniversary is in three days ♥"
    & his reply was
    "we need to talk... i think we should break up"
    I've never been so c r u s h e d in my life
    My birthday is two days after our anniversary
    Press the ♥ and help me not ruin my birthday
    {</3 }
    { }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

  14. iceberg124 iceberg124
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    because,
    you saw me when i was invisible. ♥
    credit to: lyssaroo7

  15. candycanelova candycanelova
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    July 5, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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  17. HowToSaveALife HowToSaveALife
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Dear Boy;
    My heart is mine, not urs. So will you please
    quit toying with it like it's ur xbox. Thanks.
    - sincerely the girl who is tired of ur bullshit.


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  19. melllllaniax3 melllllaniax3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Favorite Girl
    Justin's POV.
    Chapter 26
    We got up to the rooftop. The sight from up here was pretty good. You could see all the lights on in the city streets, and from all the other buildings around.
    "Hey, do you mind if we go back down to get some blankets?" Mellany asked.
    "Yeah, it is pretty chilly up here." I said, as we started going back downstairs again.
    We walked into Mellany's hotel room, and she went into her bathroom, to take out the blankets from her cabinet.
    "Got them." she said.
    "Alright, you all ready?" I asked.
    "Yep." she replied.
    So we went back upstairs to the roof, hand in hand. We carefully positioned ourselves, so that we wouldn't fall down.
    "So, Mellany you know how this our last day together, before we go on tour, which I'm sure you're parents will say yes to." I said.
    "Yeah, I really do hope that." she said.
    "Well, I wanted for us to remember this day together, so I bought you star." I said.
    "Really?" Mellany said, she was getting teary-eyed.
    "Don't cry." I said, feeling bad, for making her cry.
    "It's just that, this whole thing feels like a dream. Going out with Justin Bieber... I was huge fan of you, before, and to get even be here with you... it's something I wouldn't have ever expected." she said, as she continued crying.
    "Mellany, I really did fall for you... don't cry." I said.
    "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, continue on what you were saying?" she stated.
    "You sure you're ok?" I asked.
    "Yes, I am, continue." she said, wiping her tears away.
    "Ok, well I bought the star named, Mellany...and I have a map, and a paper, that tells us the days we can see the star, and where, so we can actually see it during the tour when we have time..." I said with a smile. "We can see it now, actually, right above us." I said. I leaned my head straight up, trying to find the brightest star out there.
    I did find it, and it was very visible, and right above us.
    "Look, there it is..." I said, pointing to the star.
    "The brightest one, right?" Mellany asked.
    "Yes, the most perfect star out there." I said.
    "Wow, it really is beautiful, thank you so much..." Mellany said.
    "No problem, I also got you something else, which will always hopefully remind you of me..." I said. I handed over to her a sort of a wedding ring box, but for necklaces.
    She opened it.
    "Wow, its beautiful." she said.
    "Can i put it on you?" I asked.
    "Yes, please." she said.
    I grabbed the heart-shaped necklace and put it on her. As soon, as I put it on her, I showed her both sides, of the necklace.
    "I love it." she said.
    "I love you." I said.
    "I love you, too." she said. And I leaned in to kiss her.
    On the front of the necklace was engraved:
    Mellany
    and on the back was engraved:
    My Favorite Girl
    THE END.

  20. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    when you hear your mom say your name on the phone...
    T A L K I N' S H I T?!

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