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Hey Yall :D 
My Name's Devan, If You Haven't Already Figured That Outtt. My Birthday's August 6th (Don't Forget It ;). School's Just Dumb..I Go To See My Friends. Their Pretty Much My Whole World, Other Than My Family♥ I'm A Perfect Example Of Imperfection. I Live In A Small Town Where You Don't Need A Map & Most Of Our Traffic Is Caused By Tractors. I Add Extra Letter's To Words For No Reason At All, So Get Used To It. I've Screwed Up Before, But It's Only Made Me Stronger. I'm Pretty Sure Most of My Brain Is Song Lyrics & Sarcasm Is My Second Language,
Later Gator♥ 

  1. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 6:26pm EDT
    IM SO HOT,
    I Make Fire
    Stop. Drop. & Roll.

  2. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:41pm EDT
    No Offense Here But I'm Pretty Tired Of Seeing Quotes That Say Stuff Like:
    Fave If ___________
    Click The Heart If __________
    Can I Get __ Fave's For My __ Quote?
    Like, Really?
    Is Getting A Bunch Of Fave's All Yall Care About?
    I Mean Yeah, It Might Feel Good Getting A Lot Of Fave's But People; It's Not Like It's A Contest.
    Not Tryin To Be Rude, I'm Just Sayinn.
    Kay. Thanks. Bye (:

  3. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 4:15pm EDT
    Don't Let The Fear Of Striking Out , Keep You From Playing The Game ♥

  4. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 2:49pm EDT
    I'm Done Wearing A Fake Smile Everyday, I'm Done Pretending Like Everything's Okay.
    Next Time You Ask Me If I'm Okay; What If, For The First Time I Look You In The Eye & Say No, I'm Not.
    What Are You Gonna Do Then?

  5. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 2:40pm EDT
    I Still Love You & I Don't Think I'll Ever Stop </3
    It's Funny How When Someone Say's Your Name My Heart Suddenly Starts Beating Faster.
    How I Act Like I Could Care Less About You Anymore, But Every time I See You I Almost Break Down And Fall Apart, In Front Of Everyone.
    How I Can't Stop Crying On The Saturday Nights Re-living All The Little Things You Said That Made Me Feel Like The Luckiest Girl In The World.
    How Your Hugs Left Me Speechless, Smiling Like An Idiot.
    How Every Night I Would Look Forward To Hearing Your Voice On The Phone.
    How Every Morning I Couldn't Wait To Get To School And See That Smile That Makes Everything Worth While.
    How I Actually Let All That Go.
    Now I'm Scared To Death; I'll Never Get It Back.

  6. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 9:47pm EST

  7. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 4:30pm EST
    WI T T Y S U R V E Y :
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    -Been at a funeral-
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster (gerbil)
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  8. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 2:30pm EST
    Bull Spit,
    Mother Trucker,
    Holy Shibblets,
    Son Of A Biscuit,
    Shut The Front Door!

  9. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 1:49pm EST
    Never Say Goodbye, Because Goodbye Mean's Going Away, And Going Away Means Forgetting.
    - Peter Pan♥

  10. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 1:14pm EST
    &nd I Believe We Secretly Love Each Other ♥

  11. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 10:09am EST
    Someone Told Me I Was Immature And Need To Grow Up. Guess Who's Not Aloud In My Tree House Anymore :P

  12. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 10:15pm EST
    click to see this quote

  13. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 8:45pm EST
    Little Words

  14. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 8:40pm EST
    click to see this quote

  15. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 2:42pm EST
    So I Had This Freakin Amazing Quote I Was Gonna Put On Here...
    I Go To Click "Add A Quote" And I Can't Remember A Thing. :|

  16. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 2:37pm EST
    Do you like a guy?
    If the answer is no, don't even bother with this.
    What color is his hair: Dirty Blonde
    What style is it: Short..Kinda Flippy (: Haha
    What color eyes:Green
    Cute smile: Very (:
    Braces: Nope.
    Glasses: Nope.
    Abs: Not Really.
    Height: Idkk..Taller Than Me.
    What grade is he in: 8th..My Grade Lol.
    How did you meet him: Just Bein In Classes Together.
    How long have you known him: Like A Year Now.
    Would you consider him your friend: Yep.
    Would he consider you his friend: I Have No Ideaa.
    If you asked him for a hug, would he give you one: Idk Maybe, Maybe Not.
    Does he play any sports: Nahh.
    Can he play the guitar: Noo Lol.
    What about any other musical instruments: Not At All.
    Last thing he said to you: Ahhh..You Shut Upp.
    Do you guys ever text: Nah...I Wish.
    How about AIM: No.
    Facebook chat: Every Now & Then.
    Last time you were on his Facebook profile: Hmm..Like A Week Ago.
    Have you "liked" his profile picture: Nope.
    Has he ever commented on any of your photos: Nah.
    Has he ever written on your wall: Nopee...
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Jeans, Shirt, Camo Jacket, Boots, Hat.
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Jeans, Camo Jacket, Boots, Hat.
    Least favorite thing: He Went Out With One Of My Best Friends :/
    Do you think that he likes you back: Sometimes He Acts Like It.
    Do your friends know that you like him: No One At All...They'd Kill Me.
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: No Wayy.
    Do your parents know that you like him: Noo No.
    Do they know he exists: Yeah.
    Do they know that you like him: No.
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him: Probably.
    Have you met his parents: Sure Havee.
    What would you do if he read this survey: Who Knows.

  17. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 12:34pm EST
    Your Real Name:
    Your "Gangsta" Name:
    (first letter of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle):
    D Dizzle
    Your Detective Name:
    (favorite color & favorite animal):
    Blue Dog
    Your Soap Opera Name:
    (your middle name & street you live on):
    Alaine Cattail
    Your Star Wars Name:
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your middle name):
    Your Superhero Name:
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink):
    Green Monster
    Your Witness Protection Name:
    (both of your parent's middle name):
    Leigh Allen
    Your Iraqi name:
    (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 2nd letter of your first pet's name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name.):
    Your Goth Name:
    (black & the name of one of your pets):
    Black Rascal
    Nascar Name:
    (first name of mother's mom and mother's dad
    Barbara Walter
    Fly Name:
    (first 2 letters of first name, last 2 letters of last name):
    Rockstar name:
    (pet's name, current street name):
    Sam Cattail
    Stripper Name:
    (favorite candy , favorite perfume)
    Starburst Pink

  18. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 6:43pm EST
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  19. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 4:23pm EST
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Bluee (:
    • Favorite Food: Don't Really Have Onee.
    • Favorite Singer: Jason Aldean && Taylor Swift <3
    • Favorite Show: Uhmm..Swamp People.
    • Favorite Sport: Football (:
    • Favorite Season: Winter &nd Summerrr (:
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday Or Saturday, Just Depends <3
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolatee.
    • Favorite Time of Day: Nightt (:
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Bored As Heckk.
    • Current Taste: Nuthin At All :P
    • Current Clothes: Boots, Tank-Top, Shirt, Jeans.
    • Current Computer: Dell :P
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Nothingg At The Moment.
    • Current Time: 4:10 PM.
    • Current Surroundings: A Western On Tv (:
    • Current Annoyance(s): Jesse Ain't Textin Me Back, Some People Need To Get A Life And Stay Out Of Mine, And This Humid, Cold, Rainy Weather :/
    • Current Thought: Im Cold :P Lol.
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Taylor.
    • First crush this school year: My Ex. :P
    • First Screen Name: I Dont Even Rememberrr.
    • First Pet: A Lab Named Sunni
    • First Piercing: Nuthin Yet.
    • First Thing You Did Today: Looked At My Phone.
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Um...Idr.
    • First School: The One Im At Now.
    • Last Food Consumption: Chicken Strips And French Fries.
    • Last Car Ride: Goin Home From Eatin Out.
    • Last Text message from: Taylor...B••ch.
    • Last Movie Seen: Joy Ride (:
    • Last Item Bought: Christmas Presents.
    • Last CD Played: I Havent Used A CD Player In Foreverrrrr.
    • Last Website You Were On: Facebook.
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Almost.
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Not That I Know Of.
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope.
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: mhm
    • Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: So Many Times :P
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Not My Roof.
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. New York
    • 2. Pennsylvania
    • 3. Georgia
    • 4. Alabama
    • 5. Idk.
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: Tank, Shirt, Jeans, Jacket.
    • You Did Last Night: Watched A Movie..Thats About It. Haha.
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: Me Typing And The TV.
    • You Can't Live Without: Friends, Family, Music, And My Phone.
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Jesse
    • 2. Ashley
    • 3. Kylie.
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: White.
    • 2. hot or cold: Idcccccc.
    1 Love
    • Him <3

  20. devanalaine devanalaine
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 1:12pm EST
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