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détruit*

1. détruit*
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2014 12:06am UTC
   Me: Man I'm so thirsty
   Sister: Ohhhhh you want the D-
   Me: -____________-
   
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2. détruit*
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2014 8:48pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   when you pull a door that says push.
   
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3. détruit*
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2014 3:21pm UTC
   " Quick, everyone act natural!"
   *poses like someone that needs to use the bathroom*.
   
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4. détruit*
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2014 4:49pm UTC
   I tried so hard to make my life better,
   but it didn't really work.
   
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5. détruit*
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2014 4:22pm UTC
   The colder the room you sleep in,
   odds are high that you'll have a bad dream.
   
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