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destinehurricane

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Member Since: 11 May 2013 09:49pm

Last Seen: 25 Jun 2013 09:10pm

Location: never never land with peter pan

Gender: F

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mommy of the most amazing boys wife of the most amazing man happy! you can check me out on tumblr destinehurricane.tumblr.com

“ “Destiny is real.
And she's not mild-mannered.
She will come around and hit
you in the face and knock you
over and before you know what
hit you, you're naked- stripped
of everything you thought you
knew and everything you
thought you didn't know-
and there you are! A bloody nose,
bruises all over you, and naked.
And it's the most beautiful thing.”
âï¿½ï¿½ C. JoyBell C.”

this pic is of my son and youngest niece <3 photo photo29_zpsd7d9e056.jpg

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destinehurricane
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June 5, 2013 12:30pm UTC

go some place where no one knows your name

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destinehurricane
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June 4, 2013 10:46pm UTC

“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”
― Bob Marley, Bob Marley

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 11:23am UTC

i finally got a tumblr lol not that it matters i just cared to share check it out if you want its destinehurricane.tumblr.com

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:26pm UTC

" i call BS there is no way"
my son : mom whats bs mean
me: uhhhh butt sauce
son: *giving me a goofy look*
hubby: *laughing like crazy on the phone*
me: whaaa? you know diarrhea
son: thas nasty mom why you callin butt sauce!!!???
me: *laughing so hard*
good times lol

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 4:15pm UTC

some lady:I have two Justin Bieber posters in my bedroom. I am also 42 and married. Is that weird?
me:*hides my kids* yes go get help now not later dont walk run!

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 3:11pm UTC

“Fedoras. #ICan’t. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, you should not be wearing this on your head. It’s never okay. Unless you’re Freddy Krueger. I actually can understand why they made Freddy Krueger wear a fedora because a man trying to kill me wearing something like that on his head is my worst effing nightmare. #ICan’t.”
#ICan't #Carly Aquilino #girl code

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 11:53am UTC

“Do you think I'm pretty?
I think you're beautiful
Beautiful?
You are so beautiful, it hurts sometimes.”
― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 11:31am UTC

this reminded me of some of you wittians lol
“I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
What? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!”
― Shel Silverstein

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 11:13am UTC

you knowthe world isYOURgoing crazy when....
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the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
<span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic';" font-size:="" 12pt;="" font-family:="" 'century="" gothic';="" font-variant:="" small-caps;"=""> the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named
"Bush", "Dickk", and "Colin."
need I say more?”
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-chris rock

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:49am UTC

If you were half as funny as you think you are,
you'd be twice as
funny as you are now <3

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:34am UTC

awe i love you
too! lol
lol

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 5:09pm UTC

sometimes i look at the quotes that say "i love you!" and i get tempted to comment "aweeee i love you too!!!" just to be silly js dont take offence just bein a goober

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:58pm UTC

I'm going nuckin futs!!!

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:38pm UTC

some dude: damn nice badonkadonk
me: your such a badonkadouche!

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:27pm UTC

looks in the left hand corner..... how you do that???

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:13pm UTC

omg that guy is such a richard cranium !!!!!

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:58pm UTC

if a old man or woman passes you and says they "stepped on a frog"
RUN!!!

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:50pm UTC

if someone asks you to get the bat out of their cave dont fall for it :-/

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Check Yourself Before You
Wreck Yourself

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destinehurricane
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Fo
Shizzle Ma Nizzle
"fo shizzle ma
nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo sheezy mah neezy"
which is a bastardization of "for sure mah
n.igga" which is a
bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my
African American brother" nmq/nmf

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